Who was Jesus?

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> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been
> Black.
> 1. He called everyone "brother."
> 2. He liked Gospel.
> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> Jesus was Jewish.
> 1. He went into His Father's business.
> 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
> mother was sure he was God.
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> Jesus could have been Italian.
> 1. He talked with his hands.
> 2. He had wine with every meal.
> 3. He used olive oil.
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> Jesus could have been a Californian.
> 1. He never cut his hair.
> 2 He walked around barefoot all the time
> 3. He started a new religion.
> But then there were 3 equally good reasons that Jesus
> could have been Irish.
> 1. He never got married.
> 2. He was always telling stories.
> 3. He loved green pastures.
> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could
> have been a woman.
> 1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there
> was no food.
> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
> bunch of men who just didn't get it.
> 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up
> because there was more work to do.


Have you decided? What was he/she?