Vivien - commiserations
I know these sensations
Of frustration, misunderstand,ing impotence,
Of attempts to knock som e sense
Into parents, who by-the-by
Still seem to think you're yet knee-high
Who'd have you wearing diapers,
And maybe yelling 'Cripers!'
When, yet again, you've missed the potty
Which failure is driving you dotty
And making wonder, if you'll ever
Master the loo like your brother so clever....
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:its also very good for you
besides it keeps away the accidents
a good strong brew
is full of antioxidants.
Oxidised I am resolved never to be
And so I will away and make another
Nice pot of tea
To keep at bay unwanted chemical changes
And skin eruptions like spots and manges
I fear McTag, thou does invest
This simple unassuming brew
With magic powers, I do not jest
'Twill only make thee visit the loo
The loo..
A place for contemplations
On colon-cleansing operations
Acknowledge the merits of fibre
In rendering bowel contents libre
And the palliative
Of laxative
Should you fail serial
To eat nutritious cereal
Really Steve. That was simply tragic. Get off your potty!
Doggerel(1) wrote:Really Steve. That was simply tragic. Get off your potty!
At least it rhymed with loo, unlike this latest note from you.
Now guys, fair play, keep your dummies in the pram
I'll think of some rhymes soon, if I'm half the man I think I am
So you don't have to bicker over unpoetic words
The most of which are synonyms or children's words for turds
I rather regret,
And say it yet
That I have come down
With the tiniest of frowns
To friend Steve's level:
He will not bevel
Or shape or form
Anything in this forum
To match you or I
You, McTag are fly
While he is a lazy git
Who insults me with
Precious small wit
And treats me as a skit
(Why? Just because I am? Is that a reason?)
Well let's not lose the fun element
And I, with the memory of an elephant
Recall many a happy hour spent with Steve
And he is a most excellent fellow I believe
Whose boundless humour maybe didn't come across
In quite the way he might have wished, and made you cross
Which I'm sure was not the intention at all
Because we all write on A2K to have a ball
So the enjoyment factor is the main thing
Oh, this was not my best bad poem, ring-a-ding ding
Doggerel(1) wrote:
While he is a lazy git
Who insults me with
Precious small wit
And treats me as a skit
Is the doggy feeling sore?
I dont know what it was he saw
Could it be this duel is more
Towards the start of poet-war?
I'm just going up to the shops and stuff
For one thing, my pay-as-you-go mobile
Needs topping up, there is not enough
Credit left in it to last a while
And while I'm gone, I don't want WWIII breaking out
If it does, I'll fetch you such a clout
While I'm up there, I'll get a Guardian
Yesterday's crossword was quite a hard yin
Aha! Cross words! A slip most Freudian
Let's have no row, if we can possibly avoid yun
I think him too, an excellent fellow
And If I sound a little yellow
'Tis that text cannot do tone:
And that is why I sound like a moan....
To Steve:
Ah, am I being 'guyed?'
You think I lied?
When I spoke of lipstick light?
'Twas quite true
And I thought you
Knew I wasn't a gallumping transvestite...
McTag I fear
From posts up here
That Steve is no animal-lover
I think he'll hammer
Whatever I yammer
I'll have to run for cover...
Unless McTag your umpire skill
Can stop these messy, doggy spills
These steaming turds
That pass for words
Won't ever give us thrills......
Such doggerel- do
Must start anew
Try to elevate
The sorry state
In which I'm stuck.....
Complete and utter doggy muck.
Very good. I can go back to being 'doggy' now. I find the male of the species lends itself so much more easily to caricature.....
To McTag:
There was an academic high lama
Had quite a taste for self-drama
Said 'History is ended'
As though Time is bended
To suit some old Fukayamma
Am watching lyon v milan
one one as I say from the can
but lyon are winnin
on aggregate spinnin
fantastic result if they
do
