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Mon 28 Feb, 2005 03:40 pm
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent
is all set up, they fall sound asleep.
One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially millions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo-Sabe, you dumb ass.
Someone stole tent!"
I've read that before, only in the version of Sherlock Holmes talking to Watson. I found that version funnier.