Well, thats the answer to that then.
From the article Squinney linked in:
Quote:Maj. Johnson said he knew nothing of Rep. Davenport's proposal and was unsure how it could help their investigations, which involve undercover detectives renting movies or buying magazines and prosecutors determining whether they're obscene.
Rrriighht.
I'd be wary of anyone involved in sex toy investigations named Major Johnson.
cjhsa wrote:I think if you shove a sex toy far enough up your rectum you'll see that victory in Iraq is just around the corner.
we'll be anxiously awaiting your report from the field.....
So....sorry to sound silly...but does a penis pump give pleasure to the penis which is the object of its ministrations?
It sounds like it just...er...puffs it up somehow.
Is there pleasure in penile puffing?
tin_sword_arthur wrote:I'd be wary of anyone involved in sex toy investigations named Major Johnson.
Ben Dover. Will Ben Dover please meet your party in the baggage claim area. Mr. Ben Dover...
(recently heard over the PA system at Houston INTL airport)
dlowan wrote:Is there pleasure in penile puffing?
It depends on the puffer.
Thisis my favourite line from that article:
"When they outlaw sex toys, only criminals will have sex toys."
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Your Grandmother's Vibrator
with Pictures!
Joe(I learned a lot)Nation
I guess this Dutch statue of Santa Buttplug would then be outlawed in Alabama?
He is holding his ding-dong.
My favorite line was: "My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up".
dlowan wrote:
Thisis my favourite line from that article:
"When they outlaw sex toys, only criminals will have sex toys."
The supporters of vice criminalization would argue along the lines of, "they should remain illegal 'cause they're illegal. Who knows what kind of mayhem could be unleashed on Alabama society were they to become legal. It's better to not find out."
Where's Joefromchicago?
Semi or full auto vibrator?
I wonder how you outlaw blindfolds, crops, handcuffs and rope?
Silly woman! Torture devices are perfectly acceptable in Republicandom. Haven't you been listening for the past 7 years?
"Torture is hot" as Paris Hilton would say.
Funny thing is... Republicans are against women having means for pleasuring themselves, and yet so many of these same Republican men are tapping toes in airports or picking up gay partners in porn shops.
What's a woman to do?
squinney wrote:
What's a woman to do?
Buy some cucumbers and go **** yourself (nothing personal).
