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Tue 25 Feb, 2003 11:05 pm
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates
for admission to heaven.
St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric orthopedic surgeon and helped correct deformities in children." St. Peter said, "You may enter."
The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I
helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter said, "You can
come in too."
As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can stay
three days. Then you can go to hell."
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