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Another blonde joke

 
 
Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 07:50 pm
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah . . . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Reply Tue 25 Feb, 2003 09:06 pm
LOL!
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