Musical condoms are finally here!!!

So if the music is coming out of the region where all the action is going on, I wonder if you'd hear the song kind of fading in and out, like very quick bursts of loud then muffled music, repeated until the end of the act. And I wonder if it knows to turn off the music when you're done.

Just wondering...

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What im wondering,
if they can make them sing,
can they make them dance?! Shocked

talk about effortless sex...

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I bet I could make mine dance...

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So, the thread begs the question, what would yours dance to?

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S&M

Quote:

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand. ecch!
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the masochism tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart.
Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from it's holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

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Big Log, by Robert Plant.

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Tell me Robert Plant doesn't really have a song called Big Log.

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He does.

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Have a big log ?

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Stroke me, stroke me, you could be a winner boy you move quite well. -Billy Squire

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HaHA!

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They could package them with Viagra and use the song, "Happy Days Are Here Again"...

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If you are doing it doggy.. then the song I wanna f*ck you like an animal ( I believe it is by nine inch nails) might be an interesting song.. hmmm....

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Anal sex (again) - This is the end, my only friend, the end (The Doors)

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shewolfnm wrote:

ANAL SEX -

BABY GOT BACK
Sir mix a lot...

He he he....I couldn't help BUTT post some lyrics.....

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny

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Doesn't matter which team you play for - Dire Straits said it all, Tunnel Of Love......

Quote:

it´s just the danger when you´re riding at your own risk
she said you are the perfect stranger she said baby let´s keep it like this
it´s just a cake walk twisting baby step right up and say
hey mister give me two give me two cos any two can play

and the big wheel keep on turning neon burning up above
and i´m just high on the world
come on and take a low ride with me girl
on the tunnel of love

well it´s been money for muscle another whirligig
money for muscle and another girl i dig
another hustle just to make it big
and rockaway rockaway

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Slip a rubber raincoat on
And you'll be free
Of an embarassing birth
Or a case of Haitch-Eye-Vee!!

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For that special moment:

You know you make me wanna Shout!
Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Come on now
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Say you will)
Say it right now, baby
(Say you will)
Well, come on, come on
(Say you will)
Say that you (Say you wil)
(Say!)
Say that you love me
(Say!)
Say that you need me
(Say!) Say that you want me
(Say!) Say you wanna please me
(Say!)
Come on now
(Say!)
Come on now
(Say!)
Come on now
(Say!)

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What that 'special moment' may have arrived too early.....

"and sorry seems to be the hardest word".

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Musical condoms are finally here!!!

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