Musical condoms are finally here!!!

Missionary -

Bob Segar - Horizontal Bop

Wally's getting' anxious thinkin' 'bout tonight
Bruce is all spiffy lookin' wicked lookin' right
Eddie's getting' spruced
And donna's getting' loose
Theyre passin' round the bottle
And they're gettin' good and juiced
B.g.'s winin' dinin' checkin' talent at the club
Skippers hauntin' second lookin' forward to his rub
The busters from the country
And the hitters from the shop
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop

Woman on Top -

Intocable - Come on Ride the Train

Woo woo...

Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, woo woo, hey
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train
Woo woo, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train
It's the choo choo, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I think I can, I think I can
I think I can, I think I can

69 -

69 Boyz - Tootsee Roll

I don't know what you've been told
It ain't the butterfly it's the tootsie roll
A brand new dance so,
Grab a partner get on the dance floor
69 is the place to be, a yo Skee, what we came to see

Straight rough sex:

HERE I COME AGAIN NOW BABY
LIKE A DOG IN HEAT
TELL IT'S ME BY THE WAY NOW BABY
I LIKE TO TAP THE STREETS

NOW I'VE BEEN SMOKING FOR SO LONG
YOU KNOW I'M HERE TO STAY
GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD BABY
YOU BEST GET OUT OF THE WAY

GONNA CRUISE IS A BITCH NOW BABY
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO ME 'ROUND
IF YOUR HOUSE GETS IN MY WAY BABY
YOU KNOW I'LL BURN IT DOWN

YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME
YOU PUT ME IN MY PLACE
GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD NOW BABY
YOU BETTER CROSS YOUR WAY

solo

SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GET HIGHER
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA START LOW
SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY GONNA DIE SOMEDAY
I GOT NEWS YOU NEVER GOT TO GO OLD

COME ON COME ON UP; 4 times
COME ON COME ON BABY
COME ON COME ON UP
COME ON COME ON BABY
COME ON COME ON

GONNA CRUISE IS A BITCH NOW BABY
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO ME 'ROUND
IF YOUR HOUSE GETS IN MY WAY BABY
YOU KNOW I'LL BURN IT DOWN

YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME
YOU PUT ME IN MY PLACE
GOT YOU IN A STRANGLEHOLD NOW BABY
YOU BETTER CROSS YOUR WAY

Kicky sex:


GOnnnnggggggg!

Oral sex:

Given the dog a bone--AC/DC

I always associated that one with hogging....

Karl Ernst Wiegand from Schwerte/Germany produced music condoms first in the late 80's.

You could get them with "Love me tender", "Wedding March", etc
Any tune could be produced - music was playing about 30 secs


We used them is a funny give-away for AIDS prevention and sexual educational puposes.

(Wiegand, btw, was 80, when he invented that)

ANAL SEX -


BABY GOT BACK
Sir mix a lot...

Walter, interesting! I never heard of such a thing. These are supposedly more advanced though, in that the music gets louder as the sex gets more heated...I want to try one! I wonder what song it would play if I were masturbating...

One by Filter

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do....

Can anybody find me somebody to love - Queen

Rosie - Jackson Browne


She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I've been burned
By now you'd think I'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are

But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight rosie


he he he....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh
SOOOOOOOLooooo MIOOOOOOOO

For Shewolf

Click on the Lo-Fi Play.... and turn up your speakers!

he he he.....

BWAAHAHAHAHAH!
that was funny..
i had that a little TOO loud. HAHAH

I hope you didnt wake bean....

It made me laugh outloud....what movie is that from? Ace Ventura?

Yep, it's Ace Ventura--I love that! Haha!