but kicky want to be obvious.
that is why he is hanging out with a gay man
chalk it up to kicky logic?
I dunno, with the right attitude it could be fine. Especially with a "I just stopped smoking <shrug>". Yeah, that'd work if done right. I bet a hefty percentage of people in bars smoke and want to quit, feel strongly about NOT quitting, or have already quit, so that'd probably be a good way to start talking to someone.
And the conversation flows nicely from,
lollipop?
To yeah, I'm quitting smoking.
Oh! Good for you!....
Okay, screw you guys I'm going to do the lollipops anyway!
Taps temple, points to littlek
suck em good kick...
have fun
Yeah sure swirl your lollipop in your beer that will have them swarming at your feet
Oh - wait! Don't bring the opaque pink ones!
hmmmm
i would like to see a man turn a lollipop around completely in his mouth... with no hands..
THAT would be my date.
It seems to me that a man who could tie a cherry stem in a knot would be more talented at pleasing a woman than a women who could do the task would be at pleasing a man - doesn't it seem that stem-knotting talent would be better suited to a woman's anatomy?
Agreed.
I would bow in service to the man who could tie my little ( ahem ) into a knot with his tongue....
Oh man, that is so f*cking sexy, shewolf. Okay, I'm drunk and in need of sleep, and I found out that jaypeedee is absolutely horrible with women, but coming home to see that cherry knot stuff is beautiful. I'm going to practice tying a knot in a cherry stem. I don't see any reason for a woman to learn that trick unless she's gay. You're right, littlek...I think...I believe that making a knot with one's tongue would be a desirable talent to have in a cunnilinguist. Is that the proper term for that? Aaah, whatever.
Holy sh*t I am f*cking smashed. That was a horrifically fun night. Jaypeedee actually turned the big rack convention against us to the point where we almost got kicked out of a bar. This is the gay guy I get stuck with. Some people end up with good gay guys to be friends with who can bring the women in, but I gotta end up with the one who actually inspires hostility in women. I mean, women actually hated us!!! What the hell is up with that???!!!!
Holy crap I have to get up and go to a party tomorrow at 1:00...I'm not going to make it unless I go to bed right now...later lovelies....
kickycan wrote:going to practice tying a knot in a cherry stem. ..
i will give you my phone number when you have accomplished this ever so desirable ability
practice makes perfect, grasshopper.
wax on
rip off
apply soothing tonic.
gin and tonic can be very soothing
gin and tom collins mix is MOST soothing
HA!
you forgot one step...
wax on
rip off
SCREAM
apply tonic..
