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Jeff Gannon, Jim Guckert, and... Prostitution?

 
 
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2005 11:36 am
"Professional" and "sophisticated." Damn right-wingers! Laughing

(BTW: your second link doesn't work, Cyclops. :wink: )
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Cycloptichorn
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2005 11:39 am
Right-wingers have never been accused of being disorganized.

Try this:

http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?section=root&name=ViewWeb&articleId=9292

Cycloptichorn
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2005 11:48 am
Joseph Goebbels would be proud...
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2005 11:50 am
You can read some of the speeches of Goebbels, and wherever he mentions "jews," just replace it with "liberals," and the parallels become so much more striking when compared to what we're hearing on the rightwing hate shows these days...

http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/goebmain.htm

Yes, Cyclo, this is all really scary.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2005 11:53 am
Cycloptichorn wrote:
Right-wingers have never been accused of being disorganized.


"I belong to no organized political party. I'm a Democrat."
Will Rogers

Those convinced external boogeymen not internal shortcomin's are behind the current state of The Democratic Party understandably would be scared.

http://img89.exs.cx/img89/3993/tinfoilhat2iv.jpg
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 06:25 pm
Oh, is it funny picture time again?

http://workingforchange.speedera.net/www.workingforchange.com/webgraphics/wfc/TMW03-02-05.jpg
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Chrissee
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 11:17 pm
So who is guckert/gannon having an affair with? Rove or Scottieboy?
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Chrissee
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2005 11:20 pm
Stopped in a pub last night in the Castro last night, a gay man offered up his seat at the bar, so I sat down and he offered to push my stooll in!!!

Thanks but no thanks!

Hey maybe it was Guckert. Or Scottieboy. Or Karly.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 07:43 am
Elephant Rides for Republicans!

Edit (Moderator): Link to image

Rates start at $200/hour! (He's a "top." Which means you're a "bottom".)
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2005 08:00 am
What the world needs now is a new "deep throat"...or something.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2005 03:15 am
http://www.bartcop.com/lc050304.gif
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 07:37 am
So Congress voted to not investigate the Gannon insident. Big huge surprise.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 09:11 am
So The Democrats fail once again to manufacture an issue. Big huge surprise.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 10:02 am
Excellent technique there, Timber.

The attempt to find an issue failed because the usual checks and balances function of our government is a thing of the past. This attempt was as good as any attempt the Republicans or the Democrats have used in the past. And it would have worked just as well as the others in a different Congress.

What you should be worrying about, Timber is the fact that there is now no check on the extremism of the people in power in you party.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 10:56 am
Just wait 'til the final score for the Plame Game is posted, Lola - if some "inside info" that recently has come my way via previously credible sources proves out, you're really gonna get exersized by that. Not happy, I'm sure, but real excersized. In an unrelated matter, Sandy Berger well may be in for a bit more inconvenience than he and his fan club might have hoped for as well. I'm lookin' forward to some real entertainment in the comin' weeks.

What I'm NOT worried about is that the extremism of the folks of your party finally is bein' subjected to effective challenge and impediment. I hope sincerely that check and challenge not only will continue but progress into long-needed redress.
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 01:51 pm
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 01:58 pm
Dookiestix wrote:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2005/db050318.gif


Good question indeed ...

To be fair, though, I imagine not all of them do.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2005 01:09 pm
Guckert/Gannon is profiled in yesterday's NY Times Magazine. Newd flash: He wants to be known as Gannon. He now hopes to be an opinion guy on TV. He see him as a Fox hire and soon...
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2005 02:18 pm
Majority Leader Bill Frist, MD
United States Senate

Dear Dr. Majority Leader Frist,

I was very impressed by your ability to make a diagnosis of Terri Schiavo's condition after doing nothing more than viewing a videotape. That was one fancy bit of doctoring if you ask me.

Seeing you in action gave me an idea. I'm sure you've heard of the new sexually transmitted diseases that aren't transmitted sexually. They're spreading like wildfire among teens who've taken abstinence pledges as a part of their abstinence-only sex education courses.

I'm worried that this outbreak will be used by libertines as an excuse to kill abstinence-only programs. We need to do something to prevent that from happening.

What we need now is a spokesperson-role model for these programs. It has to be someone who adults will respect and kids will want to emulate. Who could be better for that job than former White House Correspondent Jeff Gannon. He's conservative, manly, and military oriented -- I've heard that he's even served Our Leader's top aides as a military escort. More importantly, he's Christian and single, so he must be a virgin.

Before we approach him, we need to know that he hasn't been stricken by one of these non-sexual STD's -- being abstinent, he's a prime target for such diseases. It wouldn't do us much good if he has some form of the chastity clap. We're trying to shake that image.

That's where you come in. I found these pictures of Mr. Gannon on the internet. He's naked, so I suspect they were taken at some kind of Spartan-style wrestling match.

We need you to look at the photos, examine his "little White House correspondent," and tell us if you see purity sores or any other symptom of a non-sexually transmitted sexually transmitted disease. Once you give him a clean bill of health, we'll ask Sen. Santorum to approach him with an offer.

Please let us know what you find.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot and
Jesus' General
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Dookiestix
 
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Reply Sun 27 Mar, 2005 08:04 pm
timberlandko wrote:
Dookiestix wrote:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2005/db050318.gif


Good question indeed ...

To be fair, though, I imagine not all of them do.


I would imagine not all Republicans hate America, either. But you wouldn't know it based on their unified attack on American federalism and their unbridled passion of government intrusion into our private lives.

The NRA must really hate America, for they don't care about closing loopholes which currently allow suspected terrorists to acquire firearms.

The Christian fundamentalist nutballs can't STAND America and her courts. They'd rather have their Christian leader drop everything he's doing on vacation and fly in to sign a bill circumventing our constitutional system. Too bad he didn't care enough to do the same thing when thousands died on 9/11, when over 100,000 dying under the devestation of a tsunami, and those kids who got killed in a Minnesota high school recently. It seems that he only cares about these poor victims when they're white. Perhaps he feels that most minorities hate America.

Bush must hate America so much that he signed a bill that allowed hospitals in Texas to defer to doctors in making life and death decisions, rather than Congress.

So much hate.
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