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Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:35 pm
Comments made by made by colonoscopy patients to doctor while he was performing a colonoscopy:
1."Take it easy, Doc!. You're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh, boy! That was sphincter-riffic"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know ... in Arkansas we are legally married?!
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take you left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey . . ."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a muppet feels"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit."
11. "Hey, Doc? Let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive with Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife saying that my head is NOT, in fact, up there?"
Glad you liked, Phoenix!
I had my procedure done 3 months ago. Not my favorite experience, but not all that bad.
Reading this out loud to Mrs. SealPoet, who is due for hers. she figures she has to go when told, because I'll have to soon enough (grandfather died of colon cancer... not the way I intend to go)
You mean it is MANDATORY to have one of those? WHEN?! Waaaaaaaaah!
dlowan- Usually you should be checked at about 50, earlier if you have a first degree relative (parents, siblings) who has had colon cancer. If nothing is amiss, you can usually wait about 5 years before you have another one. But you still should get the occult blood stool test around once a year.
Waaaaaaah! AND I must dabble in the occult!
You have my very best Phoenix!
...dabble in the occult stool sample... ?
Ewwwww!
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