Eva's Wine Cellar

They're both breathtaking Francis (in more ways than one),
and it's still lunch here...<sigh>

Lord Ellpus! Wait! Please don't go!

This is Art...we're enjoying a tour of the Rodin Museum in Paris, that's all. If the nudes offend you, please just wait on the park bench outside the entrance. We'll be finished soon, then I'll treat you to a nice cup of tea somewhere nearby. Okay?

Meanwhile...look what I found, Francis! Seems Rodin did a statue of me!

"Eva" -- Auguste Rodin, Musee' Rodin, Paris

Sorry, time coming to disappear :wink:

I think Lord Ellpus is just thinking of the unemployed, whose
hand he's been shaking.

Eva - Seems he didn't make a good work, you are way more beautiful!

Why thank you, kind sir! But I have learned to be tolerant...so many artists have done portraits of me through the years. Very few have gotten it right. I'm afraid poor Rodin didn't have the patience to finish his version.

Thats better.....found a bijou little Pissoir on La Rue St Jacques, and only just in time I'd say, I was absolutely gagging for a pee...now, Ou sommes nous? Ah Oui, L'art.
Is there a bar in here perchance?

Hello? .....Bonjour? Etes vous la?

"Hello?....HELLO? Looks like I'm on my own."

<walks about a bit, hands in pockets>

"Now, what do we have here...Rodin eh? Got one of those.......Claudel, Vachement Joli !! ..had two of those until Freddy Perkins knocked the head off one.........Ah, a Monet...must be a fake, I have the real one in the main banquet room, ....Wait a minute...who's turned the lights out?"

<stumble fumble CRASH....tinkle tinkle...........silence >

"Act casual Ellpus....nobody will even realise you've been in here....hope they're insured."

<feels his way to exit door.....CREEEEAK.....SLAM >

Dys
How did you know?

Francis
That champagne is mouth watering. Thanks so much you sweet thing ;-)

Eva
Thanks sweetie. I needed that and it looks like I'm just in time, as the place is packed with handsome men :-D

Cheers everone :-D

Now it's back to painting my bathroom, so I'll be back.

Well Lord Ellpus, we're all working on different time
schedules here, or rather different time zones. Be patient with us

I still enjoy reading you!

Eva, I love Rodin's Eva, ner mind how it might not fit you exactly.

Francis, thank you for all this..

Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

So, I see the Good Lord has decided to join us after all.

Uh oh. Here come the police in their jaunty little uniforms. They're looking for the culprit who knocked over the Gates of Hell. Seems there's a trail of large feathers leading to a pissoir on the corner. Ellpus must be wearing his ostrich get-up again. Won't the police be surprised when they open the door! "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here"

(Hint: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=47414&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

Ah well, it seems Lord Ellpus has once again vanished without a trace.

Back to the tour, Francis? Where shall we go after the magnificent Rodins? There is so much to see!

It seems to me that Francis is slowly displacing me from the hearts and minds of the lovely ladies on A2K.

Damn, I have competetion.

Can I pls have a stiff rye and soda with ice, while I contemplate my next move.

Are you back at home in London, dear Prince? We have missed you. <smooch>

<Prince notes that eva did not deny the rumor abt Francis>

Yeah, am back, but only for a week - travelling again next Sat.

<Prince - who am I to replace such a majesty at the very heart of our company?>

I dont think you have something to fear from a commoner like me! :wink:

In the history of monarchy, it is always the common man who has led a revolution to throw the ruling class.

I have much to fear

Your drink, my lord...



and I'll talk one with you...



Cheers!

No special reason, but'Im suddenly remembering the old Scottish saying: there are two things Scotsmen like naked, and one of them is their whisky.






(Oh, it was rye.)