Ooooohhhh....my head!
How long have I been asleep? We DEFINITELY had too much wine in that last bistro. Last I remember, Francis opened another bottle and promised us a tour of Paris. And here we all are, lying on the sidewalk in the same clothes we were wearing a month ago...did we actually sleep here?!
What time is it, anyway? My watch seems to be missing.
What day is it?
Ummm....what month is it?
Hmph. Some tour guide that Francis is. Gets us drunk and leaves us in the gutter. He could have at least checked us into a cheap hotel, I think.
Hey! Where's my purse?! OH NO! My passport was in there!