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Tue 23 Jan, 2018 12:11 am
Name a self-help kit that you wouldn't want to buy. Such as:
"Nip and Tuck"
Plastic surgery at home with easy to follow instructions.
or
" Scrape and Dry"
Making jerky from road kill.
@coluber2001,
This includes self-help books too.
Create Your Own Presidential Toupée Kit*
*Note: dead cat sold separately.
@jespah,
lol! It is to laugh! Tomcat toupees. With the claws intact to prevent slippage.
Erection sets. Build yours out of steel! All the parts necessary. Nuts and bolts included. Electricity optional.
The Secret Garden Kit.
Everything you need included except the basement and water.
How to Start Wars for Fun and Profit: and Get Public Support
by George W bush.
Bombing Made Simple
By Donald Trump
How to win friends while losing your job.
Dale Carnegie
Perform Self Dentistry. Original kit includes all the tools and filling material you will ever need. New advanced Kit #2 allows self dental implants, with all the tools, teeth and equipment you will need.
The Hair Patch System. Kit contains tools for cutting an inconspicuous patch of hairy skin in a square, plus glue to stick the patch on your bald spot. Enough glue for one three inch square per kit. Refills available. You can have two kits. Just pay a separate fee.
No hair in your ears? Chia seeds can remedy that.
How to Win Made Simple.
Running for political office? Learn how to totally ignore your conscience with this self-help book.
Learn from the best of the worst.
Hair cutting and styling kit. Save money by doing it yourself. This kit contains everything needed for creative and original Hair Design.
Testimonials:
Build Your Own Border Wall
You don't even have to own a border to construct your very own BORDER WALL.
Interlocking blocks of stainless steel. Each kit contains five 4'x2'x2' blocks and a pulley hoist. Deluxe kit includes earth moving service, to ensure smooth joining of pieces.
@edgarblythe,
The super deluxe kit includes Surplus items from East Germany-- including steel walls and machine gun towers. These impervious steel walls are especially good at preventing wild animals from seeking water in the Rio Grande. You'lll change the whole ecosystem.
Ask about our concertina wire kits.
Build your own cardboard boat out of our kit. Shipping container is the actual material used to build boat. Warranty insurance is extra. Life vests and paddles not included.
Solar Power Dog Sled
Give the bow wows a rest. Solar unit stores electricity for up to three days. Max speed: 10 MPH
Stumble It!
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