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WHY DO FARTS STINK?

 
 
sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 10:27 am
Baldimo, I happen to be deaf and find that joke funny. :-)

<shrug>
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 11:24 am
OMG, the imagery evoked by "smell like an anchovies' vagina"!
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 11:31 am
I must say, this is the very first time in my very long 42 years that I have ever even considered that an anchovie might have a vagina, let alone what it might smell like.


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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 02:55 pm
They do not, I believe, have such a thing.

I believe they are exo-fertilisers.

They would have a passage through which eggs passed - to be fertilised in the water by the male - like most fish. Some sharks, however, probably do, since they bear live young.

We had to develop various exo and endo tubes cos we do not live in the water...
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Baldimo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 03:07 pm
sozobe wrote:
Baldimo, I happen to be deaf and find that joke funny. :-)

<shrug>


I guess that would make it a personal thing then, I happened to be offended by the joke. It might be my little jump into PCness.

Do you find it offensive when people act deaf, talk with the deaf tone and fake ASL when someone doesn't understand them?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 04:11 pm
dlowan wrote:
They do not, I believe, have such a thing.

I believe they are exo-fertilisers.

They would have a passage through which eggs passed - to be fertilised in the water by the male - like most fish. Some sharks, however, probably do, since they bear live young.

We had to develop various exo and endo tubes cos we do not live in the water...


I guess they just must be afflicted with lots of gas.....
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 04:33 pm
My dad can't hear worth a damn. I cut huge farts around him and then blame my son.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 04:43 pm
Well, to keep on topic: http://www.davidstuff.com/humor/farts.htm
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Jer
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 05:55 pm
dlowan wrote:
They do not, I believe, have such a thing.

I believe they are exo-fertilisers.

They would have a passage through which eggs passed - to be fertilised in the water by the male - like most fish. Some sharks, however, probably do, since they bear live young.

We had to develop various exo and endo tubes cos we do not live in the water...


Dlowan:

Sometimes you remind me of a very attractive female version of Grissom from the TV show CSI. Very Happy
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puffthemajicdragonallday
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 06:09 pm
farts stink because poo stinks
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2005 06:14 pm
puffthemajicdragonallday wrote:
farts stink because poo stinks



Question


Mine doesn't! :wink:
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law123
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2007 02:55 pm
FARTS
This is suppose to be a humor site.
Please leave politics out - no one cares - and don't vote it only encourages them.
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