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Sun 23 Jan, 2005 12:15 pm
Everytime I hear Bush on TV drawling away, lying and sidestepping the truth, I come down with a sever case of foul smelling gas.
These aren't just regular farts, but farts that stink so bad that I can clear a room.
maybe bescause hes talking out of his a.s.s !
they stink for the benefit of the deaf....
Whenever a liberal starts hearing the truth that seeems to happen. The aroma will eventually bring you out of your daze and make you realize that what Bush is saying actually means something.
Yeah. It means he's willing to kill kids in order to try to keep the oil flowing.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:they stink for the benefit of the deaf....
That wasn't very nice to say. I happen to have a deaf child and find those types of jokes offensive. Could you please refrain from using them?
Baldimo wrote:Bi-Polar Bear wrote:they stink for the benefit of the deaf....
That wasn't very nice to say. I happen to have a deaf child and find those types of jokes offensive. Could you please refrain from using them?
you don't give a damn about tsunami victims or innocent civilians killed in your heros' war but expect compassion for your handicapped child. Well, thankfully for you there are many people including me who have more compassion than you demonstrate . I am truly sorry for your child. I have a handicapped son.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Baldimo wrote:Bi-Polar Bear wrote:they stink for the benefit of the deaf....
That wasn't very nice to say. I happen to have a deaf child and find those types of jokes offensive. Could you please refrain from using them?
you don't give a damn about tsunami victims or innocent civilians killed in your heros' war but expect compassion for your handicapped child. Well, thankfully for you there are many people including me who have more compassion than you demonstrate . I am truly sorry for your child. I have a handicapped son.
Keep hypeing yourself BPB. You'll convince yourself eventually..
Instigate....that would really be a hurtful remark if your opinion meant anything to me....thank God it doesn't.. :wink:
Not opinion. Your whole post was one big BPB Advertisement. You might as well have said "Screw you Baldimo, I am better than you"
Instigate wrote:Not opinion. Your whole post was one big BPB Advertisement. You might as well have said "Screw you Baldimo, I am better than you"
Opinion. Yours. You're entitled. You're even entitled to advertise it. You're even entitled to attempt to instigate. All done. cya.
Baldimos post didnt warrant your presumptuous and contentious reply. You're just lookin to declare your own self-righteousness.
Actually, Bear's initial response is a very old joke / punchline. It's not as if he made it up himself in order to offend anyone, and he certainly couldn't have been targeting Baldimo since he didn't know.
I don't happen to see why it would be offensive. IMO, I thought Bear did a pretty good job of pointing out the irony of taking offense at a punchline when compassion hasn't been shown (IMO) elsewhere.
It was just a joke. Geesh!
squinney wrote:Actually, Bear's initial response is a very old joke / punchline. It's not as if he made it up himself in order to offend anyone, and he certainly couldn't have been targeting Baldimo since he didn't know.
I don't happen to see why it would be offensive. IMO, I thought Bear did a pretty good job of pointing out the irony of taking offense at a punchline when compassion hasn't been shown (IMO) elsewhere.
It was just a joke. Geesh!
I'm a pushover and a real bed wetting liberal pussy compared to all you hardened tough guys around here, but squinney WILL whip your ass if you rile her...so watch it you big bullies or I'm telling
And I actually thought I was going to find some explanation full of scientific facts on why farts smell the way they do... Silly me!
Here's what I found... just in case anyone cares to know. hehehe
Quote:Why do farts stink?
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particulary stinky farts.
Tell me about useless knowledge!
What does it contain do you suppose that causes farts to smell like an anchovies' vagina?
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