Or the "Angry Pirate."
It's all the rage with the young kids these days.
Oh, man. I haven't heard of that one, but it sounds bad.
I guess you could make up names for maneuvers that don't exist, too. And just try to invent something to fit the title.
Tonight I'm going to bust out "The Sleeping Rhino" on my girlfriend and see what happens.
Angry Pirate:
When a girl is bl$$ing you, right as you c*m, pull out and blast it in her eye, while at the same time kicking her firmly in the shin.
The result is the female holding her eye with one hand, holding her shin with the other while hobbling up and down screaming "AAARRRGH!!!!"
lovely. can't think of a better valentine's day gift myself. what more could a girl want?
And we wonder why Slappy's still single.
I'm quite fond of the Rusty Trombone.
A young man asked an old man what the best sex he ever had was. He replied rodeo sex but you can only do it once with her. What's that he asked. Well, you get her naked and down on all fours. Then you enter her from the rear. Reach around and grab her right breast and at the same time tell her "This is the way your sister and my secretary like it. Then try to hang on for eight seconds.
Valentine's Day gift ideas
Hey Slappy!
How about taping a bow on your foreheadnd walking into the room in you full monty and let them know that you are god's gift to women.
