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Valentine's Day gift ideas

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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 03:56 pm
With V-Day right around the corner, I need some gift ideas.

What should I get my twin girlfriends?

It seems my left hand has different tastes than my right hand. I'm having a hard time keeping them off of me to get feedback.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 06:10 pm
How about condoms in a nice heartshaped box?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 06:18 pm
Well, seeing as how one of them is really a guy, maybe his and her crotchless underwear?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 06:32 pm
Um, maybe your left hand would like a nice black suede glove and your right hand a red fleece mitten.......?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 09:15 pm
Don't they make gloves that secrete Astroglide?

Hmmm...new invention idea? Uh, for those losers that actually masturbate!!!! HAHA!! I never do that.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 11:19 pm
Astroglove? What would it be made of and would there be a female variety (you know, for those women who need something weird like that)?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 11:25 pm
Valentine's Day? What's Valentine's Day, I forget.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 11:27 pm
Ironing board. Most chicks would love a new ironing board for Valentine's Day.

Trust me.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 11:30 pm
oh yeah! and a new frying pan or some laundry detergent would be most thoughtful too.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2005 11:32 pm
There you go, Slappy. Confirmation from one of them.
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Pitter
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 06:38 am
Matching tatoos maybe?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 08:34 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Don't they make gloves that secrete Astroglide?

Hmmm...new invention idea?

For those really worried about AIDS. Practice safe whacks.

As for good gift ideas: anything with a power cord. Vacuum cleaners, cuisinarts, grinders, that kind of thing.

Maybe not for your sweeties, though, come to think about it.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 09:58 am
Two boxes of tampons.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:04 am
How about 5 gorgeous rings each, inlaid all around with marcasite. Ya know, the really pointy kind.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 12:30 pm
Two bricks. One for each hand.

Now, think of Slappy's screen name.





Brings a tear to my eye.
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 12:36 pm
I tend to love framed pictures that you get engraved (tom & tomette) then at the bottom your favorite verse (poem or whatever).

Valentine's Day ...to me, isn't a big deal (present wise) so a nice night out would be how I'd like to spend mine. Just remember to open all car doors and pull back her seat. ...at least for one night. Wink
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 12:39 pm
i thought it was cute when my friend's husband wrote a sweet message in pink chalk in the driveway. all the wives in the neighborhood commented to her later. inside, he had made pink cupcakes.

probably too mushy, but not if she's that type of girl.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 12:53 pm
(psst... Joah... not sure if you read the first page closely enough... nice ideas tho!)
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 01:07 pm
oh no... i did think it was weird for him to ask that. being a d!ck and all.

thanks Razz
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 01:52 pm
A horse and carriage ride under the moonlight, to your hotel suite, where you feed her chocolates in the jacuzzi, and read her original poetry.

And then top it all off with a nice Dirty Sanchez or Cleveland Steamer, of course.
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