Dead Baby Jokes

I fail to see the humour in this. Perhaps you need to have a twisted sense of humour...

I did not come to "stir the pot" as you accused me of. It was a statement made in haste that you'd only understand if you were on another thread. I didn't call you out on it and if it came off that way, I'll have to apologize for that.

I was told on my thread that someone was offended by an article I posted and it seemed rather silly to me, considering the content of this thread (and lots of others I might add).

So, you can retract your claws please, as I have apologized and explained myself. Not a personal attack. A poorly worded and ill placed post was all it was.

I will retract my claws, but not my clause...

Forgiven.

Ummmmm, I think the word "Karma" springs to mind.
Please be careful out there, people.

ooo-eerr

Well said Child of the Light.

A joke is a joke, I hate it when people who dont accept things for what they are.

How sick can you get? it shows in this thread.

this thread is the best thing i've seen for ages and it's put me in a fantastic mood, i'll be giggling all day. i'm such a nice boy too. i've got no more dead baby jokes but let's see what i can offer up.

whats the best thing about sex with twenty-eight year olds?
there's twenty of them.

whats better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
being able to walk!

what's white and snaps easily during sex?
a baby's pelvis


fanx

These jokes make me sooo sick... yet somehow I had heard them all when I was in high school... My friend was obsessed with dead baby jokes...the one that always got me was...

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
With a straw..

Gag me... yuck Sorry!

What's worse than finding ten dead babies in a trash can?
Finding a dead baby in ten trash cans.

I don't see how people can be offended. Oh, we can take jokes about race and sexuality and politics, but not babies. Please! It's just that, a joke - lighten up and breath. If you don't enjoy dead-baby jokes, then I suggest you not click on the thread titled, "Dead Baby Jokes."

Continueing with the topic at hand:

How do you fit 20 babies into a box?

Blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.

Mmm.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.

"A peeled baby in a bag of salt."

HA! I love it.

There is something magical about grossing out someone who thinks he cannot be grossed out. I do this kind of joke-arms-race with my friends. We all try to go as far as we can, each trying to outdo the other.

It usually ends in hilarity. Then soon after I'm like, "Did I just say that?

Q: What is blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A: A dead baby with slashed "floaties."

haha i wanted this thread at the top again, sorry

how could you!?!?
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a sports car? I don't have a sports car in my Garage."

you screwed up the best joke of all time!! damn you!

It goes like this... What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a BMW? I didn't lose my virginity to a BMW. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yoooooooooo!

Hehhehheh..

This is what happens when the commenters on a politics blog get bored...

The blog post is boring, the comments section funny.. (wait for the placenta jerky bit).

I mean, eh, if you go for that kind of thing