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Mon 17 Jan, 2005 02:03 pm
A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior citizen
sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to
understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said .
loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet
planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have
visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,
computers with light-speed processing .... and uh.."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we
invented them, you little twit! What the hell are you doing for the next
generation??"
I love senior citizens
Good for you Gramps! Todays youth are experimenting with new and improved methods of cybersex. Look for fun to come.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two men were talking and one said, "Last night we went out to dinner at a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the red one that has thorns..."
"Do you mean a Rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Subject: New baby
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman
was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from
the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll
make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the
baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
"WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do
we have to wait until it CRIES?"
"BECAUSE........ I forgot where I put it"...
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