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How long can my cat survive in the freezer?

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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:58 pm
Ok, I gotta leave this thread......my mind is in overtime with the nasty jokes.......lol

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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:59 pm
You should have seen him after the "How much chocolate pudding can my cat eat before vomiting?" experiment. What a mess that was.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:59 pm
makemeshiver33 wrote:
Ok, I gotta leave this thread......my mind is in overtime with the nasty jokes.......lol

http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/teufel/fork_off.gif


Pervert!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:59 pm
Maybe you should try some 'experiments' having to do with weight loss.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:00 pm
Takes one to know one!!! LOL
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:00 pm
Shocked Evil or Very Mad
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:00 pm
Kicky's Shaved Frozen Pussy On A Stick...it's not just for breakfast anymore....high in protein...low in fat and carbs.....and chock full of enzymes.....hmm hmm hmm....
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:01 pm
kickycan wrote:
Nimh, you are very helpful. Thanks. Okay, I'll do it!

<grabs cat, puts him in cool box>

'k, now dont forget to make a proper report, huh?

I'm going to bed now, so I guess I'll hear about the exact outcome tomorrow morning.

You got some earplugs for yourself for the night Kicky? The meowing might get pretty loud.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:01 pm
littlek wrote:
Maybe you should try some 'experiments' having to do with weight loss.


Oh, now that's a low blow!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:02 pm
I'd say he's a prime candidate for that type of work.

Margo - I tried, I did.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:02 pm
Okay, nimh, will do. I'll let you know how it turns out!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:04 pm
Littlek, why do you want to hurt me like that?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:08 pm
Me hurt you!?! - what about the little kitty!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:08 pm
Don't you mean the ginormous kitty?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:12 pm
littlek, it's a known fact that cats don't feel pain. Sheesh.

Soz, how DARE you!?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:17 pm
how about freezing a 'little' dog? Twisted Evil
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:18 pm
Lemme get this straight:

You're gallantly making sure I don't hurt your poor widdle kitty with my mean mean words while simultaneously torturing your poor widdle kitty who feels no pain.

*beep beep beep* LOGIC BREAKDOWN! HEAD FOR THE EXITS! LOGIC BREAKDOWN!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:19 pm
Shewolf, please! This is all in the name of science. Show some respect!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:19 pm
<snort>!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 08:20 pm
Since when was a science experiment shaved , frozen and covered in KY?
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