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How long can my cat survive in the freezer?

 
 
Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:15 pm
Okay, I just put Rocky in the freezer. He's been in there for two minutes now. He's been mewling like a banshee ever since I shut the door. The freezer is not very good. It takes usually at least sixteen hours or so to get ice cubes made. I think he'll last from two to four hours.

How long do you think he'll survive?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:18 pm
Laughing Laughing
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:18 pm
i say 30 min. some things taste good frozen though. adds a nice crunch to it.
kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:20 pm
Oh, you might need this information too...I shaved him before I put him in there. I don't know how that might affect this experiment, but I thought I'd let you know so that you might take it into account if you feel it would change anything.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:22 pm
That's it, you're getting an ass-whooping.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:22 pm
( brewing a sick sex joke over this thread)
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:24 pm
shaved frozen kitty.

i'm wondering what he had in mind.

sick man, he is.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:24 pm
littlek, I'm right here, sister! You feeling froggy? Well, then come on and leap!

Damn, that cat is really loud in there.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:25 pm
<flying magic icecube kick to kick'y freshly shaved thread>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:27 pm
Aah, the magic icecube kick. I haven't seen that one in awhile.

<Easily blocks kick with superkicky flying elbow swing>
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:28 pm
<easily distracting Kicky with the icecube kick, opening fridge to let Rocky out>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:29 pm
Aaarrrggghhh! You're ruining my science experiment!

<slams freezer door on littlek's head repeatedly>
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:30 pm
5 minutes or five hours......too long for a cat to survive....
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:31 pm
<grabs ancient frozen pizza box to stop slamming door. Smacks kicky with block of frozen spinach. Rocky makes his escape.>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:32 pm
BPB, Karaoke man, rock star, cat hater. A true jack of all trades...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:33 pm
<chasing shaved half-frozen cat around the room, swearing at that meddling littlek>
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:34 pm
<welding freezer shut>
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:38 pm
you guys are violent.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:40 pm
Oh, that's just great, littlek. How does it feel to be standing firmly on the path to scientific discovery, like a giant road block?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:40 pm
Violent?
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