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Sun 16 Jan, 2005 07:15 pm
Okay, I just put Rocky in the freezer. He's been in there for two minutes now. He's been mewling like a banshee ever since I shut the door. The freezer is not very good. It takes usually at least sixteen hours or so to get ice cubes made. I think he'll last from two to four hours.
How long do you think he'll survive?
i say 30 min. some things taste good frozen though. adds a nice crunch to it.
Oh, you might need this information too...I shaved him before I put him in there. I don't know how that might affect this experiment, but I thought I'd let you know so that you might take it into account if you feel it would change anything.
That's it, you're getting an ass-whooping.
( brewing a sick sex joke over this thread)
shaved frozen kitty.
i'm wondering what he had in mind.
sick man, he is.
littlek, I'm right here, sister! You feeling froggy? Well, then come on and leap!
Damn, that cat is really loud in there.
<flying magic icecube kick to kick'y freshly shaved thread>
Aah, the magic icecube kick. I haven't seen that one in awhile.
<Easily blocks kick with superkicky flying elbow swing>
<easily distracting Kicky with the icecube kick, opening fridge to let Rocky out>
Aaarrrggghhh! You're ruining my science experiment!
<slams freezer door on littlek's head repeatedly>
5 minutes or five hours......too long for a cat to survive....
<grabs ancient frozen pizza box to stop slamming door. Smacks kicky with block of frozen spinach. Rocky makes his escape.>
BPB, Karaoke man, rock star, cat hater. A true jack of all trades...
<chasing shaved half-frozen cat around the room, swearing at that meddling littlek>
Oh, that's just great, littlek. How does it feel to be standing firmly on the path to scientific discovery, like a giant road block?
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