Will you be wearing the clown suit? I hope so. I'd watch that!
Cav you are better looking and TONS funnier.
Its yours guy!
Go , Cav Go... I would LOVE to see you on there.
Hoping and crossing fingers.
have you thought of a good catch phrase yet?
Good luck on this venture, Cav!
Oh, cav, this is exciting! I didn't know you had an audition coming up!
Good luck, Cav. I have no idea what is happening because I didn't read the entire thread. I just popped in because I saw littlek's name.
But, what the hell..... go for it!
Whatever it is.
Hey, Gus, I didn't read it either!
What!? Are you telling me you bluffed your response, littlek?
Brilliant! Absolutely friggin' brilliant!
I thought one of the girls in the cheerleader picture was trying to hold her stomach in and there's a blond in there who is pulling her shoulders way back so her papazoidis pooch out farther than they really do ......
oh yeah.... and knock em dead..
So it's going to be sorta of a favorite foods of the Mounties??
Beer battered Mooseburgers?
Beer Battered Muskie
Wild Salad Greens, Pine Cone Surprise and Beer Battered Rainbow Trout
wolverine Sausage with Elk Droppings Soup (might want to do some consumer research on this one.)
Beer Battered Elkburgers
Fish cakes, hardtack and saltwater.
The three major food groups of Labrador
and last but not least
Big Macs and beer.
Joe (where's my fork?) Nation
I should have left Cav with my tart recipe.
How do you make a tart.............................................get her drunk. I made that up.
I'm betting you've got a lox on it.....
I'm so excited for you that the little thingy under my tongue just squirted all over my screen!
(Sorry bout that.)
A catch phrase? Yeah, Seeds right. You need a something catchy to say so you "brand" yourself.
Okay, anyone have some ideas?
I think it is important, and I can't emphasize this enough, that the phrase "Eat ****" be given careful consideration.
No one else has used anything like it on a tv show, whether it be about food or anything else so that would relieve a lot of the legal research.
You already have a personal connection to the words giving you some power over their use, if from nothing else your familiarity with them and it's the kind staccato phrase that sticks with people's minds and hearts.
You could use it as a kind of opening and closing:
the audience screams "Eat ****, eat ****, eat ****" as you mount the kitchen platform, the cameras scan the audience picking out the cute girls and the old ladies all yelling it, "eat **** eat **** eat ****.... then you say " Eat ****? No, today we are going to make Halibut Steaks with a Ginger/Scallion Sauce!!!!!" The crowd goes crazy.
and at the end of the program you hold the dish up to camera three for a close-up and say "Hey, you can eat this.....(then you stick your head into the shot so it's just your face in extreme close-up, you grin. and say..) or you can "EAT ****!!"
Music and credits up.
Hope this helps.
Joe(always willing to aid a friend find ideas.)Nation
Uh, I'm afraid Joe has nailed it, cavfan.
Leave the Ronald suit at home, though. Trite.
To say nothing of having to listen to the McDonald's lawyers all whining about how they thought of it first.....