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Thu 13 Jan, 2005 04:13 pm
A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding
a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,
gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the
boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back
to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."
You guys really love your legal eagles!
I'll have to remember that one.