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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:36 pm
Something just hit me. No, not the 7 foot black guy who's wife I made fun of.

We have a two car driveway, plus a garage.

Two cars are in the driveway(one is mine), no cars are in the garage.

I could have put my car in the garage when I got home, and I wouldn't have had to worry about cleaning it off. But, out of habit, I didn't. Now, it's covered in snow anyway, so it's too late.

Can ya' get much more Drunk ?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:38 pm
Ya know, we'll be getting alot more snow tonight. Why not clean it off, drive it into the garage? And in the morning you'll have no hassle.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:39 pm
Gosh, Slap, it's been all downhill since the CD, hasn't it? Sit back, relax, watch the shoe fetish hussy on Joe Millionaire learn that she's been puttin' out for a construction worker.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:40 pm
slappy: and your point is?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:40 pm
how do those women handle that realization anyway?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:41 pm
Well, Lil' K...because I'm too lazy to right now.

Plus, I don't think I'm going to work tomorrow...can't foresee anyone coming in to buy a ride.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:42 pm
Dys, I don't have a point.

Lil' K, they just smile and nod...smile and nod.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:42 pm
riiiight.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:43 pm
Smile and nod? I'd jump the <*&%^$er>
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:45 pm
I think there's gonna be some tears. Very Happy (I don't like shoe fetish hussy. Not for the shoe fetish thing -- whatever -- or the putting out -- hope she had fun -- but for the snide little remarks to Zora. "If he doesn't like either of us, he'll pick the one that lives further away... ya know, YOU.")

(gawd, I just admitted I watch "Joe Millionaire". Shocked)
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:46 pm
aye ya did Soz...... <shaking head>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:54 pm
Little K, you'd jump the wha?

I've only watched parts of the Joe deadeat guy. I'm watching it tonight though.

Even though the money part is fake, and he makes only 19K a year...he's gonna be a millionaire from the show anyway, right?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:55 pm
I doubt he'll be a millionaire, but maybe.

Get the away satan, you can't make me swear here.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 06:56 pm
Right. And it's all fake fake fakey fake anyway -- he was an underwear model, and I doubt the $19,000/year thing really reflects his bank account.

I started watching a couple of episodes ago and got hooked.

Personally, I find him nasty. When he smiles, he's OK, but he has this neanderthal gape-mouthed glassy-eyed thing going on too often. And he's way hairy.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 07:00 pm
I heard he did the underwear thing once for some cash...but it wasn't much. And if he does make only 19K/yr, I'm sure his bank account sucks. I don't believe he makes/made only 19K a year. I know it's a totally different area, but construction workers here can make over 50K/year. He'd have to be working for less than $10/hr!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 07:01 pm
Jay-zus, I did construction for a summer about 6 years ago, and made $10/hr...and I hardly did anything. The full time guys made double that.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 07:10 pm
It's tv folks..... the whole thing is prolly a fabrication.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 07:11 pm
Is it on now?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 07:13 pm
oho! a 2 hour finale!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Feb, 2003 07:15 pm
Semi-naked women...SHWEET.
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