When our roommates left dirty dishes we started just throwing them away. Pretty soon there were no dirty dishes. In fact their were no dishes at all.
I man like this reacts to NOTHING except personal consequences. His mission is control and manipulation.
Their are time tested tactics. It is time for 'ROOMMATE WARS'!!!
TO THE FRONT!!!
we might have to torch the place.
boys will be boys....
<shakes head>
Light his underwear on fire!
i ain't going anywhere near it!
18 days !!!
and i'll be gone for some of them. Hurrah.
no, he is. far enough. all the way to denmark. good riddance.
i ain't moving anytime soon if i can help it. every year i collect more junk and moving becomes more of a hassle. i'll just die right here of old age, soda, and other poisonous things.
Are you guys getting another roommate?
yes. a girl. my age, also doing her PhD while working, seemed very plesant at the interview. we chatted for almost an hour.... needless to say i spoke to her more than to the current housemate during the whole year.
Sounds perfect.
A girl
responsible
social
I can't wait to throw everything he touched into the dishwasher and run it three times on high heat when he goes. no more fungus paws and rotting towels and dishes in puddles of water on the counter. wee!
Think I found someone today. That was pretty quick.
I went over to show the place, and one of the bathrooms was absolutely gross. There's two bathrooms, and one or two guys use the dirty one, then at least two use the other one, which is fairly clean. The kitchen was surprisingly clean too, but nobody mops the floors.
Out of the blue, I get a text message from the "responsible" guy over there that says(again, we'll use his nickname), "retard is cleaning the bathroom like a dirty bitch!" I bet it's the first time that bathroom is being cleaned since I moved out in the beginning of March.
good for you, Slappy!
So, here at my home away from home..... my mother is driving me crazy. She talks non-stop and in a disjointed fashion. I guess it comes with age. And, she declared we must use my organic parsley, asked for cooking tips, heated some olive oil and burned most of the parsley. Should be an interesting dinner.
Sounds like, she just wants to get on your good side, littlek.
I hope you two celebrate, when your roommate from hell has departed.
I will celebrate when he has departed!
Has plummy pants got a new place yet?
..though he hasn't packed anything yet, which is worrisome. knowing his speed, it's gonna be a disaster.
littlek wrote:Amigo wrote:When our roommates left dirty dishes we started just throwing them away. Pretty soon there were no dirty dishes. In fact their were no dishes at all.
They're MY dishes!
Sacrifices must be made. Take one for kipper.
no! I can't afford to buy new dishes.
