littlek
 
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Reply Sun 29 Apr, 2007 07:44 pm
No! It doesn't suck! Our landlady rocks!
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sun 29 Apr, 2007 07:47 pm
littlek, might I suggest "short form t'ai chi with sword". (Practice sword should be wooden to avoid lawsuits but it can still be pointy.) It has the advantage of being very quiet but still "artsy" enough to satisfy his snobby friend. And there's one delicious moment when you flick the sword point up and imagine you're flicking out the eyeball of your opponent -- yes, I can see a tiny sadistic smile from here. Best part? Waving a sword around your head (even if it's wooden) will make your roommate keep his distance (and wonder nervously about that little smile...)
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 29 Apr, 2007 07:50 pm
I have a metal sword. Maybe I start practicing my swordsmanship.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sun 29 Apr, 2007 07:51 pm
There you go!
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 04:03 am
dagmaraka wrote:
littlek wrote:
I was sort of shocked. It was surprising commentary from someone I'd only spoken to three times before. Maybe it's a cultural thing.


He's Australian. He's a man. You're a woman, hence in need of teaching how to live your life. Or so it seems to go with some of them (or so I was told just recently. Friend of mine claims that Australia is among the most sexist societies on this planet).
I bet you were shocked, it's just plain rude. Catches you off-guard. I never know how to respond in such situations, only in retrospect...too late.


Not trying to derail your thread, folks, but maybe (in private?) you should research this statement in a wee bit more depth! :wink: :

Friend of mine claims that Australia is among the most sexist societies on this planet.

I can think of a few other places on the planet I've visited, like ....
Oh never mind! This could get out of hand!Laughing

Anyway, far be it for me to come to the defense of Oz men! They can jolly well defend themselves, if they want to!

Maybe he was just supporting his friend, who appeared to be not faring all that well on the home front?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 07:09 am
Eva wrote:
Um, I worry about the drum idea. He might decide it's okay to bring out his didgeridoo (sp?) and join in. Aaaarrrghh!!!


Ya could do worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_Hw8l01LI&mode=related&search=
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 09:02 am
msolga, i have nothing against ozzie men. just repeated what a friend of mine told him after his business trip. he was flabbergasted, though he could have had bad experience with a handful of morrons anywhere on this planet.

never having been to OZ, the roommate's friend is unfortunately the only live specimen i've met... and he doesn't help the image much.
i'm sure i'll meet some of the finer specimens in my lifetime eventually.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 05:32 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
msolga, i have nothing against ozzie men.
i'm sure i'll meet some of the finer specimens in my lifetime eventually.


did someone call me?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 05:34 pm
yep, when can you be here? i'm about to make supper.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 05:41 pm
Apply for passport, apply for working visa, purchase ticket, kill wife, collect insurance money...

Hmmm i'd say about 3 years minimum can you hang on that long?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 05:58 pm
As most of you know, I also have nothing against Aussie men - in general.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2007 06:10 pm
dadpad wrote:
Apply for passport, apply for working visa, purchase ticket, kill wife, collect insurance money...

Hmmm i'd say about 3 years minimum can you hang on that long?


Sure... but can I go ahead with my dinner without you today? Otherwise you can collect my bones from littlek.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2007 04:17 pm
I am trying to be well-behaved these days (not so much of a beeyatch) but I am just itching to get my hands on this guy. I am almost jealous of you two living with him. I would like to take my shoe off and beat him about the head and jockey shorts until he begs for mercy .... <panting> ... it's okay, I'll be alright in a minute ... in with the peach, out with the green ... going to lie down for a minute ...
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2007 05:37 pm
Heehee.... do you want to come over for the witness dinner?
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 06:28 pm
The aussie and portuguese math guys, the german wife and one other are loudly debating American politics in the kitchen. Dasha would be crawling out her bedroom window if she were here right now.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 06:49 pm
Oh, (mutter,mutter,mutter)! He shoved my cat off the table! Just pushed him right off. His wife complained to him, I happened to be coming around the corner to get a beer and saw him do it. He intitiated a conversation saying that he had done so, that his wife complained to him, and what did I think? Hello? What do I think? Don't shove my friggin cat off the table!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 10:41 pm
why the heck does he always make people sit in the kitchen? well, i would ask them to move to the front room, where they disturb neither me nor you.

say, did i get a letter sized envelope in the mail by any chance? if i did, or if it comes tomorrow, lemme know.

Michaela won a green card in the lottery. Yeah. I'm very happy for her, though kinda bummed out when I imagine that it will cost me some 15-20 thousand dollars. Dem green cards come in big white envelopes. Eh. Wouldn't be my luck, cause i really really want one. She didn't really care that much. That's how it works.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 08:25 am
Sorry, not firday. I'll let you know if one comes today. Congrats to Michaela.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 09:53 am
I do find it funny that the germ-concerned is complaining that someone else pushed the cat off the kitchen table...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 09:37 pm
patiodog wrote:
I do find it funny that the germ-concerned is complaining that someone else pushed the cat off the kitchen table...



Heehee!
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