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Corpses For Sale

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 11:16 am
<gah!> you guys are killing me.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 12:59 pm
I'm only worth 1,709,400.00 dammit.

I wonder if those corpses are anatomically...nevermind.
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 01:25 pm
Littlek, I'm shocked!!! I could never picture you digging around in the underground or-----oh God------
....did....you....used....to....be....big...K?

So dys, how many were there in addition to the princess? Don't worry, we'll never tell her that you're worth well over $3,000,000. Wait--is that dead or alive???

Kuvasz, how are the puppies?
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Sugar
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 03:05 pm
I' m worth $2,069,090.00. Not bad considering my smoking....

You know, I really would buy one of those corpses. A million ways to scare the crap out of family members and strangers. Hours of entertainment.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 04:54 pm
They would provide some quality entertainment. What would you do, if you walked into your bedroom, and one of those was laying under your covers?

Great trick to play on the grandparents.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 05:28 pm
little says:

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<gah!> you guys are killing me.


Now she's gone and become a corpse. Slappy, for you, any little XXX store has cheap blow up dolls. You can get kicks blowing them up and then deflating them!
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quinn1
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 05:45 pm
You are worth exactly: $1,629,644.00

dang..Im pretty cheap actually...must be the old age, drinking, smoking, non excercising thing Rolling Eyes
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quinn1
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 05:48 pm
Okay, the corpses thing....different

However...delving futher into the website...did you check out the new products?

http://www.distefano.com/newprod.htm

Fetus in a Petri Dish sounds just so lovely that Im gonna save that for after dinner

and....
I dont think I want to even know what Flyballs are.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 05:48 pm
Yeah, I know. I own about 5 of them. I like to have little "blow up doll tea parties," where they all sit at the dinner table, and we have a grand time.

Uh, that's not weird...is it?
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quinn1
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 05:51 pm
perfectly normal..not wierd at all

whatever blows your skirt up there Slappy, I dont think we have a problem with it <well, except if you were wearin a skirt perhaps>
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 05:58 pm
I'm sure its a dress down thing, just panties and bra!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 07:37 pm
Sounds normal to me Slappy. Doesn't everyone do that?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 07:51 pm
Wow, after Soz I was feeling really cheap, I'm glad there were some other a2kers in my price range....
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 07:57 pm
Would fly balls be anything like Rocky Mountain Oysters?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 08:06 pm
I don't know, I didn't check out the rest of the site.
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gezzy
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 08:11 pm
people are always laughing as they drive by everytime I go out and garden in the nude. Makes me wonder what they're laughing at and I start thinking that they may be plotting to steal some of my tomatoes! I think I better keep a close eye on my garden!
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quinn1
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 08:13 pm
garden tomatoes

oh boy


I still can go look at the flyballs...I just cant. Someone else tell what it is.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 08:19 pm
Well, Q, I would tell you what it is, but I'm not sure I can.

Qezzy! You're hysterical!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 08:21 pm
I'm with Littlek. I couldn't even begin to explain it!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 08:22 pm
Thanks Littlek ;-)

Was it something I said?
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