Panzade wrote, "I wonder what Elena Bobbit is up to?"
I hopes you can reed my Englis, she is not so hot.
A man finds a bottle on the beach and opens it. A genie pops out. The genie says, "I will grant you one wish." The man ponders this and says, "I've always wanted to sleep with three women at once." The genie said, "your wish is granted, the women are at your house." The man said, "thank you," and went home. Upon arrival, he discovered Elena Bobbit, Tanya Harding, and Hillary Clinton naked in his bed. He thought not my first choices but beggers can't be choosey and jumped into bed. He passed out from exhaustion and when he awoke, he was in the hospital - he was castrated, had both knees broken and had no health insurance.
