What would you do if the emoticons came to life?

HAHAHAHAHHAH!

Gus , were you ever on ally mcbeal? You remind me of that dancing naked baby........

> Gus.................there HEEEEEEEEEEEERE <

Happy Holidays Gus!





Opium has a way of making you feel that way

Santa is coming!! ...Santa is coming

Same to you, sweetheart.

I have a nice present for you, colorbook. There are some rogue cats that have been milling about my property for the last several weeks. I've captured the ringleader and have been torturing it out in the tool shed for the last couple of days, trying to find the location of their headquarters. Nothing. Merely weak "meows". He's a tough ol' boy.

So, about 15 minutes ago, as I was reaching for the electric cattle prod, a yuletide thought crossed my mind.

I said to myself, "Gus, wouldn't it be nice gift to colorbook, since she loves cats so dearly, to just let this old boy go in her honor?"

I took its tail out of the vice, unpried the nails which held the leather strap to its neck, and gently set him on the ground. Like a flash of lightning.... he was gone. Out the door and into the darkness.

Again, Merry Christmas, colorbook.

Your generous, kind personality is directly responsible for saving an alley cat from another week of torture.

Yer gettin' soft, Gus.

But have a nice holiday anyway.

Merry Christmas Gus….I was just telling my neighbor of your kindness. In my behalf you decided to no longer torture that poor feline and set it free. She was so interested in my heart warming story that she asked me for your address so she could thank you in person. She said she would drop by your house later on today. By the way, her name is Mary…you should be able to recognize her car by this emblem: "Michigan Humane Society's Cruelty Investigation Department."

<gus quickly packs his bag and sets his house on fire as he flees the property>

<paula notices what a nice place gus has, put's out the fire, and decides to live on the property>

Thanks Gustabesokind, your the best. You should see what I've done with the place!

paula, find any leftover opium there?

When Gus said he packed his bag's apparently he packed the tiny one's as well. I found nothing.

hmmmmm

Not even a few wild emoticons, huh?

That guy really left in a hurry!

Enjoy your new home, Paula......... :wink:

I shall. :-)

as the standard by which civil behavior is measured in A2K posters...I find this thread insulting and I'm going to eat some worms...

Might those worms be sitting at the bottom of a Tequilla bottle?

Did I spell Tequilla right?

no you did not.....one l....and its' mescal that has a worm in it...don't change the subject..... I'm pouting....

Tequila is made from mescal..............now stop pouting and drink some.

I will dear.....but they don't worms in tequila..only mescal...

?????

Leave to smoke a cig and Bear sneaks onto my computer.... Darn Bear gets into everything!!

I am sure I have seen worms in tequila....

Was that AFTER drinking it, then???