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Thu 13 Feb, 2003 12:55 pm
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.
The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
I know a similar joke.
Some man returns from the business trip, and he has a family dinner at home. His little son wants to have more dessert, but his mother does not give it to him. He starts blackmailing.
?- Give me more sweets, or I shall tell to daddy what did you do with Mr. Jones in his absence!
Father: What did she do?
Boy: The same things you do with Miss Smith when mummy is not at home.
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