Who do not understand women end of story.
Has to be true. Just take Oidipous and Freud. I mean, it's obvious Freud knew this too, and that's why he named his famous complex after the guy: after all, what better way to underline the egotistical nature of the subspecies Home arseholus, a.k.a. men, then to use Oedipus, the guy with the thought process:
"Heck, my mom's a juicy piece of ***, I wanna tap that, but my dad won't like it. He's king too. I wanna be king! Let's kill my dad! Then I can marry my mom. She won't care. Oh sh*t, it seemed she did care after all. Man, suicide sucks: I'm not into necrophilia! But hey, let's stab out my eyes, so the last thing I see is her veejay. My daughter can spend the rest of her life guiding me around, what else is she going to do with it?"
Hem. Just to make sure, I'll add that this was... err... sarcastic I suppose. Please don't bury me in hate. Please don't point out some of the glaring plotholes in there either, it's hard to get the assholistic(God, I want that to be a word... Please, can this be a real word?) nature of men across in a short paragraph otherwise.