Hella Disrespectful?? Blowjob etiquette.

I don't know if your views are widely held or not, but they are not held by me. This wasn't common knowledge to me. Then again, I have fast reflexes.


I think the writers intent was comedy.

It turned out stressful. And I felt sorry for the dude.

But, I'm still on for the next episode.

I was told by a guy I worked with that there is a type of porn video called a "facial" which features what was described above. Maybe the guy thought it was expected of him. If you are going to do something as intimate (or sordid) as a blow job, that jizzum has to go somewhere! If you can't handle that, don't do it.

That's what I thought!!!

Isn't that what towels/sheets are for?

I'm going to have to watch this episode later, to formulate an opinion.

Oh good! I'd love to commiserate.

This is the comedy, don't you get it?

My first wife told me she was having a "girl's chat" with some pals and one of them told her she had given a guy a BJ and she decided quite near the end that she didn't want him to go off in her mouth, so she ejected him, so to speak, but he let fly and a lot went straight in her eye, and she had to run to the bathroom to wash it out.

I once read in an American novel of a guy whose fantasy was to "cut loose" in a girl's long blonde hair. Lovely expression.

Obviously, the premise of being an irresponsible, illogical sex partner wasn't funny to me.

Do you actually have a sense of humour? Are you on the spectrum?

Once I was in the company of several women and holding forth of the art of using a neti pot.

I always get when I hear the usual "Eww, water up your nose! I could never!"

One woman asked me how I kept all the water from running down my throat. I said "you close your throat, like when you're giving a blow job"

I'll tell ya, I know how to empty a room.

Well it's not Netflix, it's HBO, which I don't get.

But, I was able to find enough clips to suss it out.

No way would I waste any more of my time on that banal crap.

One big yawn.

Yeah. It's silly.

This is something I'd ask about before getting too far into the deed. Different girls are, well, different. Some want to swallow, some like the porn star facial thing, and some want it anywhere but in their hair.

The only definitive etiquette for blowjobs is not in the mouth unless she says so.

My thing is if she's got his dick in her mouth and has an IQ of 50 or above, she is responsible to tell the dude what to do or not to do when his big moment arrives.

Nice guys ask--but at the end of the sex, it's her face/hair.

ok, ya'll must be blowin' some super sneaky ejaculators.

I have not once in my life not been able to get out of harms way.

I mean, it's not called a job for nothin' right? Aren't you paying attention?

Are you so lost in your own thoughts that you don't realize, "Houston, we have lift off" and get out of the vicinity?

I mean, it's not like one of those snakes in a can, where you really can't tell where the hell it's going to go. The entire penis doesn't explode and gush in all directions.

My hair and my face are as pristine in that regard as the day I was born.

It's not that difficult people, to shift out of the way. Even if you were somehow caught off guard, it's not like you're required to freeze and get run over by the entire bus. I guess if you're really inept or clumsy, you might get nicked by a fender, but that's all.

This is seriously one of the dumbest conversations I've ever been in.

Joan did not understand how to efficiently give a blowjob.

Joel laughed while Ed tried to tame the beast.

Ed was quoted as saying "It got in my hair"