ok, ya'll must be blowin' some super sneaky ejaculators.
I have not once in my life not been able to get out of harms way.
I mean, it's not called a job for nothin' right? Aren't you paying attention?
Are you so lost in your own thoughts that you don't realize, "Houston, we have lift off" and get out of the vicinity?
I mean, it's not like one of those snakes in a can, where you really can't tell where the hell it's going to go. The entire penis doesn't explode and gush in all directions.
My hair and my face are as pristine in that regard as the day I was born.
It's not that difficult people, to shift out of the way. Even if you were somehow caught off guard, it's not like you're required to freeze and get run over by the entire bus. I guess if you're really inept or clumsy, you might get nicked by a fender, but that's all.
This is seriously one of the dumbest conversations I've ever been in.