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Hella Disrespectful?? Blowjob etiquette.

 
 
Lash
 
Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 11:40 am
Hella Disrespectful is the title of the penultimate episode of Insecure, a Netflix original (I think?). I'm a bit boggled by this title and storyline.

Issa, the main character, is enraged at the guy she was blowing because he completed the transaction on her face.

What did she think was going to happen?

When two adults engage in this sex act, isn't it common knowledge that this is likely to be the result unless there's a previous conversation?

She yelled at him, her friend offered to attack him on her behalf, and she called off the relationship, citing his disrespect. I can't tell if the writers intend for her to seem unstable and her friend super-loyal to the point of backing her up despite her craziness--or if my views about what's what during blow jobs are not widely held.

So, once her mouth is engaged, anything goes?
You always ask before blast-off?
Is it psychotic to be mad about the goal you're working toward actually happening?


 
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 11:55 am
@Lash,
I don't know if your views are widely held or not, but they are not held by me. This wasn't common knowledge to me. Then again, I have fast reflexes.


I think the writers intent was comedy.




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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 12:01 pm
It turned out stressful. And I felt sorry for the dude.

But, I'm still on for the next episode.
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centrox
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 12:49 pm
I was told by a guy I worked with that there is a type of porn video called a "facial" which features what was described above. Maybe the guy thought it was expected of him. If you are going to do something as intimate (or sordid) as a blow job, that jizzum has to go somewhere! If you can't handle that, don't do it.

Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 01:13 pm
@centrox,
That's what I thought!!!
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 01:54 pm
@centrox,
centrox wrote:

that jizzum has to go somewhere!




Isn't that what towels/sheets are for?
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 01:57 pm
@chai2,
I'm going to have to watch this episode later, to formulate an opinion.
Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 02:01 pm
@chai2,
Oh good! I'd love to commiserate.
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centrox
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 02:24 pm
@Lash,
Lash wrote:
I'm a bit boggled by this title and storyline.

Issa, the main character, is enraged at the guy she was blowing because he completed the transaction on her face.

What did she think was going to happen?

This is the comedy, don't you get it?
centrox
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 02:28 pm
My first wife told me she was having a "girl's chat" with some pals and one of them told her she had given a guy a BJ and she decided quite near the end that she didn't want him to go off in her mouth, so she ejected him, so to speak, but he let fly and a lot went straight in her eye, and she had to run to the bathroom to wash it out.

I once read in an American novel of a guy whose fantasy was to "cut loose" in a girl's long blonde hair. Lovely expression.
Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 02:45 pm
@centrox,
Obviously, the premise of being an irresponsible, illogical sex partner wasn't funny to me.
centrox
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 03:35 pm
@Lash,
Lash wrote:
Obviously, the premise of being an irresponsible, illogical sex partner wasn't funny to me.

Do you actually have a sense of humour? Are you on the spectrum?

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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 03:52 pm
@centrox,
centrox wrote:

My first wife told me she was having a "girl's chat"


Once I was in the company of several women and holding forth of the art of using a neti pot.

I always get Rolling Eyes when I hear the usual "Eww, water up your nose! I could never!"

One woman asked me how I kept all the water from running down my throat. I said "you close your throat, like when you're giving a blow job"

I'll tell ya, I know how to empty a room.

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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 05:43 pm
Well it's not Netflix, it's HBO, which I don't get.

But, I was able to find enough clips to suss it out.

No way would I waste any more of my time on that banal crap.

One big yawn.
Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 05:55 pm
@chai2,
Yeah. It's silly.
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tibbleinparadise
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 06:46 pm
@Lash,
This is something I'd ask about before getting too far into the deed. Different girls are, well, different. Some want to swallow, some like the porn star facial thing, and some want it anywhere but in their hair.

The only definitive etiquette for blowjobs is not in the mouth unless she says so.
Lash
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 06:57 pm
@tibbleinparadise,
My thing is if she's got his dick in her mouth and has an IQ of 50 or above, she is responsible to tell the dude what to do or not to do when his big moment arrives.

Nice guys ask--but at the end of the sex, it's her face/hair.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 08:03 pm
@Lash,
ok, ya'll must be blowin' some super sneaky ejaculators.

I have not once in my life not been able to get out of harms way.

I mean, it's not called a job for nothin' right? Aren't you paying attention?

Are you so lost in your own thoughts that you don't realize, "Houston, we have lift off" and get out of the vicinity?

I mean, it's not like one of those snakes in a can, where you really can't tell where the hell it's going to go. The entire penis doesn't explode and gush in all directions.

My hair and my face are as pristine in that regard as the day I was born.

It's not that difficult people, to shift out of the way. Even if you were somehow caught off guard, it's not like you're required to freeze and get run over by the entire bus. I guess if you're really inept or clumsy, you might get nicked by a fender, but that's all.

This is seriously one of the dumbest conversations I've ever been in.

chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 08:04 pm
Joan did not understand how to efficiently give a blowjob.


https://cloudfront.zoro.com/product/full/Z-x3J0pcpEx_.JPG
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Sep, 2017 08:07 pm
@chai2,
Joel laughed while Ed tried to tame the beast.

Ed was quoted as saying "It got in my hair"

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