Blatham - smegging stop sitting in the thread anyway!!!
smeg; the online church of smeg: Welcome into our humble entryway. My my, this is a rather large group we have coming in at the moment. Are we all members? No, I see some new faces too. Well, for our new visitors may I suggest a tour of the church, to aquaint yourself with The First Church of Smeg and to introduce you to our ways of worship.
blatham, you do wax poetic!
bill
You just liked that perky breast thing. Dlowan, owning a couple, is less entranced.
timber, nice one (or is that two?)
THAT is most certainly not what I imagined provocative mudflaps to be!
bunnie, Mudflap Girl has been an icon in the culture of the American Trucker for many, many years. She's usually chrome, and while first, and most frequently, represented on the mudflaps of big-rigs, her form graces all sorts of trucking paraphernalia today, from keychains and cigarette lighters to t-shirts and beverage coolers.
timber
Oh, she has made it to Oz, too, many a long year ago.
Nonetheless, despite her cultural icon status, I am greatly disappointed in the reality of the rather excitingly mysterious promise of the provocative mudflap!!!
Where my mind was going! Such miracles of rare device were curuscating through my brain! Rubber, I was thinking - mudflaps - what CAN a provocative one LOOK like, I wondered.....
The reality is most bathetic and dejecterous...
Sorry to disappoint .... it wasn't intentional. Getting to the root of icons sometimes has that effect. Perhaps in some thread-redirecting way, you could use duct tape and plastic sheetiing to fashion a mudflap more to your own prurient interest.
timber
Hmmmmmmmmm......
Tried - couldn't do it!!! I mean, I did it, but it went all wonky when it was submitted!!! Waaaaaah!
It will be weeks, wabbit, not months.
what will be weeks - war?
To fruit of criminal loins...'tis a razor's edge you tread.