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The Female Brain Cell

 
 
Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:50 pm
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but heard no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice," HELLO!!! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away: "We're down here..."

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superjuly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 03:40 pm
hahahaha

Now.................................. THAT is funny!!

I would love to see this thread turn into a man-bashing ring. For that reason, and that reason only. Very Happy
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 04:16 pm
Please note, it was THE female brain cell.

One and only.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 04:30 pm
All right Slappy... That's it, come on, you and me, right now!

<Slaaaaaap>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 04:35 pm
Bring it, lips.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 04:41 pm
I'm affraid you ain't ready for superjuly, hun. Cool
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 05:03 pm
This is a thread about mythological entities -- e.g. female brain cells -- right?
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 05:58 pm
Hah!! I remember reading about a university biology class in which the professor asked the class why little girls were born with all the eggs their ovaries would ever hold yet men's bodies, at puberty, started producing millions of sperm cells everyday.

One girl raised her hand and replied: "That's because, even at that primitive stage, men won't ask for directions!"

Hee, hee, hee.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Sun 19 Dec, 2004 12:09 am
Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!


Not funny, but hmm.... interesting.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 19 Dec, 2004 07:25 am
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
A. You can try and reason with a terrorist.
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