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Is debate possible between ignoramuses?How is it possible

 
 
Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2005 04:01 pm
Ah The bathroom ! Mrs Ellis has it in perfect order,plunge included as she does the remainder of the home. You have no need to fret regarding my maintenance control Spendius, delegation is the key to a contented life style. I doubt I'd recall how to make or pour myself a cup of Earl G. Dear Boy. After all there is little point if any in owning a hound and barking yourself! Back to the whip though Spendius, The Marquis himself relished in such pleasures ! Chubby, cheeky cheerful and cheap. How cheap is cheap ? One may be tempted to consider a fellow in a long 'mac' strolling through Soho checking every shop window and public phone box for the cheapest business card. French lessons included. Tell me Dear Boy, what do they mean by French lessons? Ah you call Zimmerman to the bar ! Strange indeed, you appear to have expired your knowledge of the character on the original thread.A quid a 'whack' now that was cheap Spendius, a good couple of hours in a suitably equipped dungeon in the North West of England would, I am reliably informed cost at least £250..00. Whilst the same format in dear old London Town could range from the aforementioned sum to a couple of thousand. Never mind the quality, feel the width, comes to mind here. I rather think you should try the water before you complain of the temperature.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2005 06:17 pm
"How'd we get here?!"

"Beats me."

Contemplating the Marqui's last few seconds brings to my mind that lovely stroke from Dylan's pen...

Standing on the gallows
With my head in a noose
Expecting any second all hell
To break loose

...and I'm wondering, what transpired when Heaven came down like a gang of thugs on our hero. Did angels tear his back to shreds with neon fingernails?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 03:51 am
Quote:
A quid a 'whack' now that was cheap Spendius, a good couple of hours in a suitably equipped dungeon in the North West of England would, I am reliably informed cost at least £250..00. Whilst the same format in dear old London Town could range from the aforementioned sum to a couple of thousand. Never mind the quality, feel the width, comes to mind here. I rather think you should try the water before you complain of the temperature.


Yeah, but it wouldn't have cost as much except for the overhead of the dungeon, and the suitable equipment........that'd add to the price. So put quality aside if you must, but the accommodations........now that's where the cost comes in. A half naked woman with a whip in the alley comes at a much more reasonable price, I'm sure.....and some of those ladies can pack a real whollop, I'm told.

After that comes in Bernie's angels with the glowing fingernails......now that's a description of a quality situation and cost plenty, I'm sure.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 04:04 am
Lola:-

You should be fast asleep at this ungodly hour in your Oregon snuggle pit dreaming of a suntanned diver bringing up a pearl from the ocean floor beside a tropical moonlit vista and dithering with expectation as to whether his skills and courage will meet with your haughty approval.
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 04:14 am
Oregon? Pearls? Suntan? My god man. We come in two shades of alabaster here in the Pacific Northwest and even the deepest dives will net you merely another hub cab or two.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 04:45 am
Mathos:-

It's hard to know what to make of that old boy.It seems confused to me.

I can't tell whether you are snuffling truffles on the tiles with your arse on fire or directing all the traffic.
Perhaps if you stopped reading Sunday supplements and got down to the unmediated nitty-gritty of the real thing you could give us a clue.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 04:50 am
Lola:-

Hub caps do nothing for me.I don't even have a car.My roots are so deep and firm I can only sway a little in strong westerlies.I bet you would go weak at the knees if the biggest,most gorgeous pearl was offered you by a kneeling Adonis with an upstanding ideology.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 04:56 am
Lola:-

I am presuming the MG is at your shoulder.

Does he mean the divine Marquis.I am quite familiar with his comic productions.

Where is the "here" the MG is beat by?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 08:34 am
The MG is from Vancouver and is speaking from experience, as usual. The point he's making, I believe is that there are no tan Adonises here in Oregon. One must migrate to New York to find any of those. And then, only in the Summer. It's due to rain here everyday this week. Yuck.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 08:35 am
Now it's back to bed with sleepy little me. See you later.
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spendius
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 08:40 am
Lucky old bed.

I wish I was a sheet
Oh that would be a treat.
And be on Lola's bed
Where she rests her sleepy head.

Night night nightie.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 02:11 pm
spendius wrote:
Lola:-

Hub caps do nothing for me.I don't even have a car.My roots are so deep and firm I can only sway a little in strong westerlies.I bet you would go weak at the knees if the biggest,most gorgeous pearl was offered you by a kneeling Adonis with an upstanding ideology.


Drat ! Lola, I mis-read, I thought you said:- "I can only sway a little in a thong"
Pity ! However you seem to have the style and panache with the whip Dear Lady, I can see the advantages in cost cutting in allowing you to thrash me down Madison Avenue or 52nd Street after midnight. But Dear Lola, shouldn't we book a room?

PS Spendius wants to be a sheet ?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 06:05 pm
how do hubcaps make their way to the Sound? Hubcaps, as I am aware, do not migrate.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 09:00 pm
Mathos wrote:
spendius wrote:
Lola:-

Hub caps do nothing for me.I don't even have a car.My roots are so deep and firm I can only sway a little in strong westerlies.I bet you would go weak at the knees if the biggest,most gorgeous pearl was offered you by a kneeling Adonis with an upstanding ideology.


Drat ! Lola, I mis-read, I thought you said:- "I can only sway a little in a thong"
Pity ! However you seem to have the style and panache with the whip Dear Lady, I can see the advantages in cost cutting in allowing you to thrash me down Madison Avenue or 52nd Street after midnight. But Dear Lola, shouldn't we book a room?

PS Spendius wants to be a sheet ?


Madison Avenue or 52nd Street after midnight? Ohhhh, that old back alley! Sure Mathos. You should be so lucky, dude. Nice dream though.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 09:02 pm
farmerman wrote:
how do hubcaps make their way to the Sound? Hubcaps, as I am aware, do not migrate.


You have to put on your imagination cap, farmerman......try that and then you'll know like the rest of us............

How are you doing, anyway?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 09:03 pm
spendius wrote:
Lucky old bed.

I wish I was a sheet
Oh that would be a treat.
And be on Lola's bed
Where she rests her sleepy head.

Night night nightie.


Are you feeling lonely, spendius? We have so many new friends here. This is a good sign. Don't you think?
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 05:33 am
Lola:-

Nope!I don't think so.Bunch of wassocks if you want my opinion.I much prefer having you all to myself without these two-bit counter-jumpers distracting you from the subject in hand.
You are obviously not aware that loneliness is the inevitable mental condition of Faustianism.It is the loneliness which causes the ineffable yearnings from which we have derived so many material benefits.We are forever reaching for a something.People who will not admit their loneliness
will never grasp the art forms,or religious feelings,or scientific sensibilities of the last 700 years.A Rembrandt is just another picture to them.
Mozart a racket."Oh my God,am I here all alone" another cliche."She's got everything she needs,/She's an artist and she don't look back."If she is a hypnotist collector who wants to be a walking antique?What a phrase eh?Walking antique!
One imbibes the rhythms and tones of Faustianism to avoid that.It must be wierd thinking you are not alone when you are actually a self in the world of the other.It must be expensive too because the whole of advertising offers denial procedures at prices everybody can afford and in piles that never satisfyor end.
What would you say is the most potent image of loneliness?A soaring eagle.An oceon crossing albatross.A lone wolf howling at the moon.Yuri Gagarin.The photo of the marine in Faluga with the cigarette.(Four marines killed yesterday and it didn't make the news here-public are bored you see.)Tarzan.A hobo.A lonesome hobo.Linburgh.A spermatozoa burrowing into an egg.A megalopolis.
Copernicus on his long vigils with the sky.Einstein in his cocoon.President Nixon.The victim in the fetters with the unknown female psyche.Earphones.
Fences.Molotov cocktails and rocks behind every curtain.The loneliness of the long distance runner.The pinnacle.The pedestal.etc etc.
Do you think that a deal of mental problems are associated with the failure to come to terms with loneliness.Thanks for suggesting that I am lonely.I take it as a compliment.

I am reading Prof Vitz's Sigmund Freud's Christian Unconscious.Do you know him?It is very interesting.Have you read it?

How you doing with the Goddess of Complete Being?What does the MG think about it?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 01:30 pm
spendius wrote:
Lola:-

Nope!I don't think so.Bunch of wassocks if you want my opinion.I much prefer having you all to myself without these two-bit counter-jumpers distracting you from the subject in hand.
You are obviously not aware that loneliness is the inevitable mental condition of Faustianism.It is the loneliness which causes the ineffable yearnings from which we have derived so many material benefits.We are forever reaching for a something.People who will not admit their loneliness
will never grasp the art forms,or religious feelings,or scientific sensibilities of the last 700 years.A Rembrandt is just another picture to them.
Mozart a racket."Oh my God,am I here all alone" another cliche."She's got everything she needs,/She's an artist and she don't look back."If she is a hypnotist collector who wants to be a walking antique?What a phrase eh?Walking antique!
One imbibes the rhythms and tones of Faustianism to avoid that.It must be wierd thinking you are not alone when you are actually a self in the world of the other.It must be expensive too because the whole of advertising offers denial procedures at prices everybody can afford and in piles that never satisfyor end.
What would you say is the most potent image of loneliness?A soaring eagle.An oceon crossing albatross.A lone wolf howling at the moon.Yuri Gagarin.The photo of the marine in Faluga with the cigarette.(Four marines killed yesterday and it didn't make the news here-public are bored you see.)Tarzan.A hobo.A lonesome hobo.Linburgh.A spermatozoa burrowing into an egg.A megalopolis.
Copernicus on his long vigils with the sky.Einstein in his cocoon.President Nixon.The victim in the fetters with the unknown female psyche.Earphones.
Fences.Molotov cocktails and rocks behind every curtain.The loneliness of the long distance runner.The pinnacle.The pedestal.etc etc.
Do you think that a deal of mental problems are associated with the failure to come to terms with loneliness.Thanks for suggesting that I am lonely.I take it as a compliment.

I am reading Prof Vitz's Sigmund Freud's Christian Unconscious.Do you know him?It is very interesting.Have you read it?

How you doing with the Goddess of Complete Being?What does the MG think about it?



Spendius, Dear Boy, you have been erratic indeed to-day. What with the Zimmerman project and now this and you forgot to mention The Kakemono, I do so enjoy the placing of Oriental art amongst the finer points of life ! Spendicus, excuse my ignorance, are you able to define the word wassocks, I am rather at a loss to determine the meaning myself but appreciate the serfs in general use esperanto from time to time, or perhaps it's one of those words used by our friends from The Caribbean Please be so kind as to let me know. Poor lola, she is probably thinking your quite irrational as well. Ah well it takes all kinds !. Now if we are going to get back on a steady, normal & regular footing with these threads Old Chap, (and I address you this way with favourable concept) don't you think it would be both appropriate and sensible for you to take a few days break from the same? Re-charge your batteries so to speak, I could recommend an excellent cognac for your palate, body & soul. Hine Antique, absolutely splendid, and it would be of great benefit to your mental and corporeal well being. I must admit to being concerned about you Spendius.

I need a dump truck mama to unload my head
She brings everything and more, and just like I said,
Well if I go down dyin', you know she bound to put a blanket on my bed.

Zimmerman ! Ole !!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 01:54 pm
Hello Lola, well Dear Lady, it would appear that Spendius does not wish the company of others ! I think I mentioned some days since the pangs of jealousy were rearing up. Not to fret Dear Lady, he will adapt, re-habilitation is the name of the game.
Two Bit Counter-Jumpers
Bunch of Wassocks?
Molotov cocktails !
Wow !!!

Who needs a whipping Lola?

The trumpet mounds of red convovulus
So dear to maidens, creamy meadow sweet
Whiter than Juno's throat and odorous
As all Arabia, hyacinths the feet
Of huntress Dian would be loath to mar
For any dappled fawn, - pluck these, and those fond
flowers which are.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2005 05:19 pm
Quote:
What would you say is the most potent image of loneliness?


A young girl at her father's funeral.
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