One time this chick was walking down the street. She slipped and fell on my penis, and we ended up doing it.
The end.
When, where who and what. Bout covers it Slappy...
Oh, how about why?
"Her pendulous breasts hung in the water and gracefully undulated, like a pair of giant pufferfish performing their ritualistic mating dance."
That must be about the best sentence I've yet read on A2K.