willow_tl wrote:Cav wrote:
Quote:As much as I love this story, I need to correct one minor point. I always serve my flourless chocolate cake with a warm raspberry-Pinot Noir jam. Ganache is, how shall I say, too obvious. I prefer to remain a multi-layered mystery. Now put on the slave gear and let me correct you...
yes, but girls like chocolate..and i didn't want to burn your nipples too terribly...as the warm raspberries would hold the heat...and not knowing your level of pain tolerance..i tried to be nice...lol...but master i am at your beck and call...lol :wink:
Ahh willow, I can take the heat. Ignore gus's previous comments. I am sure that both the wife and I can have fun with you. Interesting fact: The Swiss Chalet franchise near us just changed their gravy recipe. It's...stickier now. I do believe they sent us chocolate as well, it was the 'festive special'.
One time I got really drunk and took home this chick.
We were having sex doggie style, and I threw up on her back.
Is this a good letter? Any pointers?
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:One time I got really drunk and took home this chick.
We were having sex doggie style, and I threw up on her back.
Is this a good letter? Any pointers?
The technical term is 'Emetophilia' or more colloquially, 'Roman Shower', and apparently some chicks are into it. Your experience is certainly worth a letter.
Kinky i am...THAT kinky i AIN'T!!
willow_tl wrote:Kinky i am...THAT kinky i AIN'T!!
Neither am I, but Slappy wanted to know, and this is a knowledge exchange board.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:One time I got really drunk and took home this chick.
We were having sex doggie style, and I threw up on her back.
Is this a good letter?
No, it isn't a good letter.
paulaj wrote:Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:One time I got really drunk and took home this chick.
We were having sex doggie style, and I threw up on her back.
Is this a good letter?
No, it isn't a good letter.

Ahh, but if edited, it could be "edgy"....that's a term they like to use in literary circles for crap people are disgusted by, but read anyway. :wink:
come on people ...write another story damnit!
Willow, my stories are to steamy and detailed, I have a problem keeping it toned down.
But boy are they fun to write!
paulaj, you minx, let it out already...we're all adults here, well, most of us.
Cav
I want a story from YOU! Make it steamy please.
slappy wrote:
Quote:One time I got really drunk and took home this chick.
We were having sex doggie style, and I threw up on her back.
Is this a good letter? Any pointers?
There, there Slappy, that was a good effort.........just keep trying, I'm sure you'll get it right someday.
Oh Gus, you're so naughty.
Pretending to confuse willow t and me again!?
Why I ought to give you a good, hard spanking right here in front of everyone.
You've been a bad, bad boy, Gus.
Dear Penthouse Forum:
I am still so wet and shaken..that i can barely type this letter to you..
It all began last saturday afternoon, the girls and i were just playing a little bridge and drinking..the topic turned to sex and men...we all agreed that a good banging every now and then eases the tension..but we have really been satisfied by our men folk...
I decided to spice things up and put on Smokey Robinson's CD...we all began dancing with each other...to watch PaulaJ, LittleK, and Eva slow grinding to cruisin' ....well, I can tell you it didn't take long for me to go to the closet and pull out some fun toys me and the gals could play with. I also set up my massage table and and oils..
Littlek was first on the table...I began by gently rubbing her shoulders and upper back and neck..PaulJ took the feet...and eva remained dancing although she started a strip tease..man what a body...it was hard to keep my focus on littleK..but then i saw her erect nipples..I just had to have me a handful...PaulJ was working her way up littlek's leg i saw a hand disappear into littlek's honeypot...littlek was writhing and moaning...
Eva couldn't stand being left out and went to PaulJ and began kissing and licking her all over..soon we were nothing but arms and legs and mouths and orgasms...i have never had more fun playing bridge with the girls...
Lola, why don't you hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to us.
Hey, where'd Lola's post go?
Quote:Lola, why don't you hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to us.
You are undeserving, little tiny car man. What kind of a girl do you think I am? <slapppp>