AP(E) News- 3 hrs ago
The Chinese News Agency reports a study has been ordered to determine if the sub planet Pluto can be moved to an orbit around our Earth. They claim it would be easier to put a colony on there than to move people to Mars. The Chinese Space Agency asks that a plan be submitted at the end of December. This report is made up bullshit but there will be some who wish to argue the point anyway.
Wow, that would be a heck of a project! (if it was real). It would take many thousands of years. I wonder why the colony couldn't just be put on the moon...
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ekename
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Sun 4 Jun, 2017 06:25 pm
Mmm, Bacon retold in ellipsis:
Mahomet cald the Hill to come to him. And when the Hill stood still, he was neuer a whit abashed, but said; If the Hill will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet wil go to the hil.
which put the cat among the pigeons and some up in arms.
A leading antagonist Hu Flung Dung scotched the idea that To Tow Plu To, head of astrophysics at the Chinese space agency, pulled out.
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McGentrix
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Sun 4 Jun, 2017 06:42 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:
AP(E) News- 3 hrs ago
The Chinese News Agency reports a study has been ordered to determine if the sub planet Pluto can be moved to an orbit around our Earth. They claim it would be easier to put a colony on there than to move people to Mars.
WHAT?! How dare the Chinese lay claim to the former-planet known as Pluto?! Everyone know that teh US laid claim to it when out deep space probes flew past. If ANYONE is going to tow Pluto in to be a new mmon to Earth, it WILL be the US.
Who do these Chinese think they are?
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Setanta
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Sun 4 Jun, 2017 07:14 pm
Does Mickey Mouse know about this?
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jespah
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Sun 4 Jun, 2017 08:10 pm
See ya later, Eddie Murphy.
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Blickers
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Sun 4 Jun, 2017 08:59 pm
The trouble with towing sub planets is that an hour after you've finished, you want to tow it again.
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MethSaferThanTHC
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Thu 8 Jun, 2017 05:56 am
@edgarblythe,
Ahhh, the BS committee
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Kaitholik
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Thu 8 Jun, 2017 07:43 am
@edgarblythe,
Hmm, seems like a thought exercise more than anything. Though knowing nothing of the study's genesis, my first inclination is to wonder if its true intention is weed something/someone out.
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Finn dAbuzz
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Fri 9 Jun, 2017 11:55 am
Apparently the Chinese are considering dropping their One Child Policy.
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