Mr Still, You are one brave soul to suggest such a thing! LOL If you survive this one, I'm gonna buy you a pint. c.i.
"I'd be real careful Buster, if I were you. I'm a sensitive gal"!
Mr. Stillwater!! The 9 mm isn't mine. I'm rooting for the cat. I won't be shooting any of Rae's felines. Count on it.
Thanks for all the hilarious captions, youse guys.
This forum was fun while it lasted. Somebody have another picture we can caption? c.i.
"Do not burn my ear with your lighter."
"Did you know my name is Mr. Pee-Pee"?
Shockingk, Heeven, shocking.... but LOL. c.i.
"Please just give me one little bittie kiss"!
"Graphic incrowd product no more: Adobe Photoshop sales now outstrip Frontpage's"
"Stop calling me Peter Pan"!
Since this is more a less a 'joke' forum, I just had to share this one with all of you. It is said that "laughter is the best medicine."
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BLONDE COMMITTING SUICIDE.
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her."Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and
I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought:
I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shootin myself in the mouth."
"So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought:
This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
c.i.:
That joke reminds me of the joke about the patient who complained to the pharmacist that the suppositories weren't working for him.
"I keep stuffing them up my nose but nothing happens"!
Heeven, Don't worry. Dlowan may kill you, but only in a vrtual way.
c.i., It's a good thing for you I'm not blonde. BTW, I'm looking around for a new photo.
New Haven, You mean to tell me that suppositories don't go in your nose? Live and loin.
Roberta, New photo of what? c.i.
c.i. Didn't you say, "This forum was fun while it lasted. Somebody have another picture we can caption? c.i."
I'm looking for another photo to caption.
