"Alright," said Sam Spade to Catspar Gutman. "I know you have the Maltese Hairball. Now cough it up!"
"I've got you now, Garfield!" cried Odie. "You've made fun of me for the last time."
"TOP O' THE WORLD, MA! TOP O' THE WORLD!!"
George W Bush: "Alright, Saddam! Either you disarm voluntarily or we'll kill this kitty."
The Nazi Doctor Doolittle: He MADE the animals talk.
Come in an get me copper ! ! !
(Equus is on a roll . . . there is an entire forum devoted to this at another site i visit--picture humor. The captioning threads are quite popular. Perhaps we should peaceably assemble, and petition the forum guides for a redress of greivances . . .)
"All right, all right, Mantle was better than Dimaggio. God, do you have to win every argument?"
"You gotta be kidding!" c.i.
Whaddya mean you'll fill me fulla lead?
Five minutes on this window sill and I'm soakin' in the lead paint!
"Ill jump man, I swear Ill jump"
"Where's Schwartzanager when I need him?"
![Evil or Very Mad](https://cdn2.able2know.org/images/v5/emoticons/icon_evil.gif)
c.i.
No kittens were actually harmed in the taking of this photo...
I wonder if he'll still be able to shoot if I pee on the gun...?
"Back off Buster before I bite your nozzle"!
"I promise to never vote for Bush again"!
(he's only got 8 bullets in that clip, so . . . . . no big deal.)
Ha! Ha!
My fur is bullet-proof! Gotcha!
Put that thing away or I'll have ta hurt yah! Can't you take a joke man?
NH, That gun is pointed at you for even voting for Bush the junior the first time! LOL c.i.