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The Satan-worshipers hangout thread.

 
 
Diane
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 12:01 pm
Dakini, dakini....


Rather than escaping into ideas of god, enjoy practical direct relationships with each other.http://www.dakini.demon.co.uk/tantra.jpg
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 12:16 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
don't run justa a young blonde virigin is just what we've been waiting for ...you are a virgin right? :wink:


A virgin??? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/wondering.gif

Didn't you know? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/noway.gif Occom Bill kidnapped me for two days. And we ummmm......nevermind

Looks behind her.......spots Phoenix running after her.

Stops......

bonks her on the head http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/38.gif

Hauls ass down the hill .....screaming I'm not a virgin! I'm not a virgin!
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 12:18 pm
well then you're out for the sacrifice...but you can still be a satanic concubine......you know you want it....
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 12:35 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
well then you're out for the sacrifice...but you can still be a satanic concubine......you know you want it....


*wonders who it is I'm supposed to cohabit with

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/perv.gif

Spots a cave hidden amongst the trees at the bottom of the hill. Runs inside.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/crying2.gif

As she huddles in the corner......all kinds of images pass through her head. She remembers seeing alot of activity inside when she peered through the window earlier. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/89.gif

Not understanding......why they need another concubine
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 12:59 pm
He was deperate, lonely, fat, and yellow. Long days and nights were spent searching for a mate, but, alas, a man of such color and shape was destined for loneliness. But wait! Over yonder by elm tree -- a lucious round, yellow female. She looks up and smiles.

Later....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/89.gif
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 02:01 pm
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/89.gif
Shocked Damn it Brooke, I thought you said that webcam was off!

From not on; we're meeting at my computer.http://www.gaisetlesbiennes.com/forum/images/smiles/smiley_kiss.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 02:04 pm
Are rabbits allowed?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 02:44 pm
dlowan wrote:
Are rabbits allowed?
Who'd want to go anywhere where they weren't?
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 03:02 pm
OCCOM BILL wrote:
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/89.gif
Shocked Damn it Brooke, I thought you said that webcam was off!


But Sweetheart......I thought you like it better with the cam on! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/7.gif

Speaking of rabbits.....I forgot to tell you Confused You know that couple of days we spent together! Well.....the rabbit died http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/marriagebaby.gif

PS- Gus??? I never saw you with that smiley when I peeked in the window! You were just watching....and drooling....and screaming "WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEE.....and.....and.....andhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/jerkoff.gif <------- doin' that Rolling Eyes
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 03:08 pm
Is that a masterbating smily?...or am I on crack?
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 03:16 pm
stand up for pessimism wrote:
Is that a masterbating smily?...or am I on crack?


Laughing ..... Yer not on crack
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 03:45 pm
ohh, good, I was getting worried! Did you have to download a special thing for those, or do you just have to know how they were made?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:03 pm
Brooklyn, I'll meet you at the alterÂ… if you promise not to hurt Dlowan anymore and hide that hideous emoticon before Kicky sees it, confuses it for an important Icon and starts a cult around it. Devil worshipping is bad enough... we don't need some twisted splinter cell, now do we?
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:03 pm
stand up for pessimism wrote:
ohh, good, I was getting worried! Did you have to download a special thing for those, or do you just have to know how they were made?


I just snagged em' off of different boards I post on. Smile Then uploaded them into photobucket to use on other forums.
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:11 pm
OCCOM BILL wrote:
Brooklyn, I'll meet you at the alterÂ… if you promise not to hurt Dlowan anymore and hide that hideous emoticon before Kicky sees it, confuses it for an important Icon and starts a cult around it. Devil worshipping is bad enough... we don't need some twisted splinter cell, now do we?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/1210.gif LOLOL

I adhere to all your wishes Sweetheart http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/bigkiss.gif Understands what you are saying about Kicky Cool
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:29 pm
Smile <Genuine smile> Life should be so simple.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:38 pm
I thought after 10 pages someone came up with
a satanic drink, but no, everyone seems partial
to the holy water.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:40 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/jerkoff.gif

That guy has some pretty good distance. One time, back in '34 I achieved a distance of over 32 feet. It was a beautiful rainbow arch that ultimately landed on the door handle and swung there for a couple minutes before gravity did its job and the whole thing dropped to the floor where a passing dog quickly gobbled it up.

If I remember correctly, the dog died shortly thereafter.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:43 pm
Calamity Jane if you'll look right above this post, Gus is mixing one for you right now....shaken, not stirred...
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sun 7 Nov, 2004 04:55 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/jerkoff.gif

That guy has some pretty good distance. One time, back in '34 I achieved a distance of over 32 feet. It was a beautiful rainbow arch that ultimately landed on the door handle and swung there for a couple minutes before gravity did its job and the whole thing dropped to the floor where a passing dog quickly gobbled it up.

If I remember correctly, the dog died shortly thereafter.


Omg.......that's disgusting. I shall have nightmares with that vision bounching around in my head tonight!

C'mere Gus......and take your punishment! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/hang.gif
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