The Satan-worshipers hangout thread.

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This will be a thread for all the Satan-worshipers to hang out.

I'll go put on a pot of coffee.

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I'm making scones as we speak Baal..I mean Gus..

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Welcome, fellow pagan. I'll go cut a goat's throat in honor of your arrival.

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bear has gone to work but please save him one eye, a testicle, and a couple of ribs....oh, and a flagon of blood...keep it warm.......

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who's bringing the infant this time????

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http://www.sacred-texts.com/evil/hod/img/01200.jpg

Gustav approachs Willow.

"No, no, Gustav! This.... this... is becoming a bit much."

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If joining this grisly group means not being part of the new moralist majority running this country, count me in!

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Don't worry D'artagnan,
gustav ist not synonym with moralists.

I'm of course part of it too....
As they say: Goog girls go to heaven,
bad girls go everywhere Mr. Green

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I'll join as long as I don't get sent emails telling about the next meet-up or selling me imitation goats blood. I'm a purist.

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I don't care to worship Satan...but hey if that's your religion, I'm not going to knock it. I found this gift on the front steps as I was coming in...the card says:to Gus from Anton LaVey . It looks like a coffee machine. :wink:

http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf

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Oh that's cute colorbook - a little monkey in the coffee machine.

Still, I prefer Paula

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Dyslexia tries to explain to colorbook the advantages of joining our little club...

http://www.newcastle.edu.au/services/library/collections/archives/int/symbiosis/4.jpg

"Let's see", he says, "No dues, no conformity, come and go as you please, lots of free blood, and once you're a member you can take that mask off."

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Could I get some of that coffee and with 2 lumps and a shot of goat blood? For some reason people keep accusing me of being Christian these last couple of days.

Oh, could you make it two? I forgot my buddy's staying with me this week. Everyone say hello to my buddy, Anton. He's cool! He'll have you in stitches in no time!