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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 04:54 am
You're saying that Hugh Jass has never visited you? I'm surprised. I saw him when I was eleven, instead of going to a Bat Mitsvah. Maybe you just need more connections; but I'm supposing that you don't have Hugh Jass's for acquaintances?

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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 04:57 am
(I'm doing something crazy and pointless: searching the net for Hugh Jass and seeing whether I can find his membership details, or email, or whatever..)

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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:02 am
Ok, found him...

I'm now signing up to some stupid site so that I can check his e-mail address...

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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:04 am
He did register here - but never posted.

Abuzz was not search engine friendly, so it will be hit or miss.

DO post if you find him

I never had a bat mitzvah. Sob.

I was never religious - member of the church of England, don't you know...
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:12 am
I know; that's the annoying thing! Who knows what delightful intercourses he could have initiated? Somehow, though, I imagine him as being a thirty-six year old librarian living below the MD line... it's my intuition, I guess.

The problem is that there are two Hugh Jasses. One is in California and the other is in Tennesee. I'll try to get both.

I'm waiting for my email to be verified...

Ah, being religious and member of the CoE are very different things! Only kidding. I'm surprised that those faux-colonialists didn't call it 'Church of Australia,' like the 'Church of Ireland' that they imposed upon Éire...

Maybe we should hold a bat mitzvah for you? Or, even better, one for Sofia, so that we get all the mitzvahish treats without the holy stuff?

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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:13 am
I have found that both Hugh Jasses are rather mysterious and elusive creatures, posting only a few times wherever they go...

But with a tagline like: 'Oh my god.... sugar free jazz,' we have to forgive them...

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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:20 am
The Church of Ireland has/had exactly that relation to reality as the Confederate States Air Force.

I find it rather sad to think that all of that good Irish talent for blather, bombast and borroshitto went wasted all of those generations for lack of internet access in the Antipodes. What jewells of irreverance, irrelevance and irritability have been lost? In fact, i have been told by reliable sources that most Ozzians are sufficient deluded about modern communications as to believe that the personal computer was only invented within the last generation and that the world wide web has only existed for a few decades.

Oh, the humourity . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:50 am
Oh - OUR Hugh lived in New York City - I was in touch with him after 9/11.

I cannot recall his true name....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:51 am
"Ah, being religious and member of the CoE are very different things!"

Lol - my point exactly.

I slipped out of christianity as out of a garment but half donned...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:52 am
Setanta wrote:
The Church of Ireland has/had exactly that relation to reality as the Confederate States Air Force.

I find it rather sad to think that all of that good Irish talent for blather, bombast and borroshitto went wasted all of those generations for lack of internet access in the Antipodes. What jewells of irreverance, irrelevance and irritability have been lost? In fact, i have been told by reliable sources that most Ozzians are sufficient deluded about modern communications as to believe that the personal computer was only invented within the last generation and that the world wide web has only existed for a few decades.

Oh, the humourity . . .


No, no my dear! We have had it these two hunfdred years - we calle dit the "bush telegraph".
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:55 am
dlowan wrote:
Oh - OUR Hugh lived in New York City - I was in touch with him after 9/11.

I cannot recall his true name....


O, thank you! This will make things far easier. Yep, I have found the Hugh Jass of New York!


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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:56 am
I was always into Samaritanism, acceptance, and proportionality... doing the lesser evil... which is an ideology missing in nearly every religion; just think about the Abrahamics' attitude towards conception in Africa...


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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:57 am
Uhm, DetR, its a really bad idea to post e-mail addresses in public places. You really should edit that out of your post . . . spammers (especially porno spammers) send "spiders" out on the web to "crawl" for e-mail addresses. Send it to Miss Wabbit by PM.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:58 am
Yikes, I have to agree with Set on posting e-mails publically.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 05:59 am
O, I forgot about guests' being able to read it; as well as the spammers. Anyway, I have lanced it out, now.

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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 09:57 am
Lanced?


How ...er.....violent....shudder......







heehee
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 09:59 am
Oh yeah, sure that verb bothers you...sure it does.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 10:14 am
Yes - it reminds me of boils.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 10:19 am
Oh, right. There is that. duh.

What happened to boils? I seem to recall aunts and uncles getting boils lanced almost every other week. But I've never met one, nor any contemporary who has (or admits to it) either.

A truer version of HG Wells tale might involve some rich, handsome and brilliant fellow returning with gout and boils all over his ass.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Sep, 2004 10:25 am
You mean boils have gone the way of the hula hoop?

How odd.....

Like going into a decline, and re-absorbtion of testicles....
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