An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

Dear Aunti Lowan,

Am I dreaming or I just saw a post from Moony ? Someone pinch me !!

nah, you're deluded sonny jim

Hmmmm - with his preternatural canine hearing, he heard the death howls of Abuzz - and came to mourn.....

well i came to do something

here, pull my finger

Cavfancier started a fart thread, Lunar Canine, perhaps you need to go over there . . .

sniff sniff, where?

I'll go get ya a link, Doonmoggy . . .

The Fart Thread!!

yes, promotion need this thread :-)

aunty lowen, what is love?




and will it stain the curtains?

We must distinguish between "love" and being "in love".

Being "in love" is the name we give to experiencing a strange and toxic brew of chemicals which rob us of reason, balance, sleep and the desire for food. They also cause intense excitement, feelings of elation and ecstasy, or doom and deep yearning.

They appear designed to keep two folk insane enough to
a. Have a child.
b. For the man to stick around until the child is walking
(the intoxication appears to last about 2 years.)

This state is certainly likely to cause many stains - and I would recommend Napisan Oxygenated to deal with these with minimum fuss.

If you are staining the curtains, you are bringing the proper imagination to the task, and I congratulate you - if you were staining the ceilings, I would want your address.

Now - a word of caution - many believe this state of insanity is best approached when wearing little rubber cap things on our pointier genitalia.

This will cut down on staining, disease, and children.

I recommend their use. They are called "phrangers" - the scientific name is "condom" or "prophylactic".

I shall return after work and comment on "love".

"love" is a four-letter word.

so is fart

Only when it is done right.

otherwise, it's a fart


<nods>

only when it's done right.

<sigh>




a poorly done fart, nothing more than a gaseous digression

And - nothing less...

whereas a robust discharge can fill a room with such potential...

effluvia