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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2004 11:48 pm
She's a rabbit. 8 cups.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 01:52 am
ehBeth wrote:
o.k., i'll ask you straight out - did you kill me in the environment, using your bra as a slingshot, and a copy of through the looking glass as the projectile?


No.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 03:36 am
Violence. Sex. Breasts. Rabbits.


The usual suspects with the usual themes. The ennuei... the humanity!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:55 am
It's the lapinity, stupid....
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Thok
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 06:11 am
wow, what for a digression... Mr. Green
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 06:17 am
We try.
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:20 am
I guess lapinity means more extremities...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:22 am
"Lapinity" is when a women folds her legs into a sideways figure-eight.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:31 am
Isn't.
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Thok
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:35 am
What else?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:38 am
Rabbidity.
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Thok
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:40 am
Means, addiction to rabbit, or what? :-)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:43 am
It is to Rabbit what humanity is to human.
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Thok
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 09:45 am
We should it call here at a2k dlowanity. ;-)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 10:18 am
They say that harity
Has become a rarity
In the warrens and
On the road.
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 10:28 am
A rabbit appealingly spry
Was quite pleasing on the eye
A pom called hiama
Said you be my Sheila
And we'll say to this lot - bye bye
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 10:32 am
There you are again . . .
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 10:43 am
yep its me-here i am again-everybody has to be somewhere Very Happy
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 10:50 am
A clue to "lapinity" might be found courtesy Gilbert and Sullivan...

"She is the very model of a modern rogue rodentia
Not wedded, but been bedded in most startling sequentia
Plaster or acoustic tile or post and beam with chandelier
There's not an Aussie ceiling unaquainted with her derriere
There's ne'r a hare from Ayre to there, and further, whose affinity
Hasn't happly hopped into this legend of lapinity"
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 10:55 am
Isn't that where the older female rabbit is cruelly passed off by the pirates on an innocent young buck rabbit, who is soon?if not immediately?so captivated by a band of young doe rabbits who are about to skinny-dip in his presence that he offers ?to marry? anyone of them at once, thus leaving the Dlowan rabbit forlorn, or am I mistaken ?
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