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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 02:38 am
Evil child!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:29 am
Hey Marycat, good to see you . . .


You cruel, cruel woman, implying that about an innocent child like me . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:33 am
Queeep.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:40 am
queep it to yerself, wabbit . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:42 am
I'll point the bone at you if'n you be rude, Gubba.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:42 am
Queef wot?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:44 am
QueeeeP.

Dinna you know what that is?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:51 am
Hard to tell...two very different spellings. 'Queeep' and 'QueeeeP'.
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:52 am
Dear Aunti Lowan,

Whose tender flesh did you strip of with yr sharp teeth to get a bone which you are threatening to point at Set ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:56 am
Hmm - my bone is metaphorical.

I might be able to find a chicken bone somewhere in the freezer, though.

What about "queep" Cav?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:58 am
Hmmm...a chicken bone does not seem adequate enough to threaten people with !
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 06:59 am
Well, I watch my Ps and Qs...and U? EEP!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 07:11 am
dlowan wrote:
I'll point the bone at you if'n you be rude, Gubba.


It's an Australian aboriginal term guys. Like putting a curse on someone.
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 07:15 am
Ladies pointing bones is a curse in any culture Twisted Evil (except for some people with "other" tastes) Twisted Evil
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 07:36 am
I'll bite (or maybe not): what's a queep, and has it aught to do with what we in the northern climes call a queef?





(Deakin Estate 2001 shiraz. We think it tastes like sausage, but apparently it has "aromas of ripe plum, spice and a hint of spice. (Editor's note: we hate it when the final list item is not preceded by a comma. We understand that this practice is perfectly acceptable, but we ascribe that to the laxity in the minds of literate English-speaker's everywhere: the lack of a comma clearly indicates that the "and" does not indicate the penultimate list item, but in fact compounds two objects into a single list item, in which case the preceding sentence just kind of trails off into the nothingness that surrounds Uluru.) {It} offers rich layers of flavour {sic} with integrated oak and a long soft tannin finish. (Editor's note: we suspect Australia may be experiencing a comma shortage.) A wine that's perfect to accompany red meats, pasta and cheese. (Editor's note: we suspect that Australian wine merchants may suffer a certain impotence when it comes to matching predicates with subjects.)

Still think it tastes like sausage -- and is quite tasty for the price (free).)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 08:32 am
Yes.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 08:43 am
So why to you end it in a full stop, while up here it ends in a fricative? Have you modified (or misunderstood) the English advice to "keep a stiff upper lip?"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 03:58 pm
Indubitably.
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 10:18 pm
margo wrote:
I thought pointing the bone at you meant wishing you dead?


Apparently not in the episode involving our beloved prime minister, margo. Seems he has the opprtunity to change his ruling on ATSIC, or else very bad luck coming!
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 22 Apr, 2004 10:26 pm
Vote Latham!
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