"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor -- not a fluffer."
I thought it a step (or, rather, a kneel) down, after more pithy posts.
(Misuse of pith. Thue me.)
Let's all sing a rousing chorus of Shave My Wife, I'm Goin' Down for the Last Time . . .
Not necessary. I'm accustomed to wearing a beard.
(When I was a lad, and wore the knickerbockers appropriate to a lad, a teacher asked me, about my young beard, the following question: "Doesn't your girlfriend mind having to go through all that brush to get to the picnic?" Years later, it occurred to me that I should have answered promptly with, "Not at all. She's bisexual." Alas, it was too late to go back to my home town, find Mr. Lemon, and deliver my rejoinder, and so it was that my one great opportunity for shining wit was lost to me. I do hope the Hindus are right, and I shall have the opportunity to use this line in a future lifetime.)
The Hindus are wrong. Pack it away. Forget you ever knew it. Get on with the rest of your life as best you can.
Damn. I suppose that means buying that lonely redhead a drink is lost to me now, as well...
Yep.
She was I.
I have moved on.
What is this abt Hindus ?
Ofcourse they do - though I cant figure out what I was in my previous life (possibly an unmarried Indian woman)
Hmmm. I seem to remember a story about an unmarried woman coming back as an elephant. There was a perfectly logical reason for this, but I can't recall what it was.
In my case, she came back as a man-eater
Not of the hijra type, I hope -- for your sake...
How do you know abt Hijra types ?