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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
blatham
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 08:32 pm
'she's coming aparrrrrt'
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 08:34 pm
"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor -- not a fluffer."
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 08:57 pm
LOL doggie...very good
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 08:58 pm
I thought it a step (or, rather, a kneel) down, after more pithy posts.













(Misuse of pith. Thue me.)
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 09:01 pm
unnethethary
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 09:37 pm
Let's all sing a rousing chorus of Shave My Wife, I'm Goin' Down for the Last Time . . .
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Brand X
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 09:44 pm
LOL!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 09:46 pm
Not necessary. I'm accustomed to wearing a beard.







(When I was a lad, and wore the knickerbockers appropriate to a lad, a teacher asked me, about my young beard, the following question: "Doesn't your girlfriend mind having to go through all that brush to get to the picnic?" Years later, it occurred to me that I should have answered promptly with, "Not at all. She's bisexual." Alas, it was too late to go back to my home town, find Mr. Lemon, and deliver my rejoinder, and so it was that my one great opportunity for shining wit was lost to me. I do hope the Hindus are right, and I shall have the opportunity to use this line in a future lifetime.)
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 09:50 pm
The Hindus are wrong. Pack it away. Forget you ever knew it. Get on with the rest of your life as best you can.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 09:51 pm
Damn. I suppose that means buying that lonely redhead a drink is lost to me now, as well...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 03:17 am
Yep.

She was I.

I have moved on.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 03:41 am
What is this abt Hindus ?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:08 am
They reincarnate.

http://www.meals.com/ImagesProducts/5000053062.jpg
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:18 am
Oh
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:22 am
Don't they?
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:23 am
Ofcourse they do - though I cant figure out what I was in my previous life (possibly an unmarried Indian woman)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:36 am
Hmmm. I seem to remember a story about an unmarried woman coming back as an elephant. There was a perfectly logical reason for this, but I can't recall what it was.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:38 am
In my case, she came back as a man-eater Twisted Evil
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:39 am
Not of the hijra type, I hope -- for your sake...
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 14 Apr, 2004 06:40 am
Laughing How do you know abt Hijra types ?
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