Coming soon to Channel Seven, your home for TV that entertains while giving you that extra beauty edge, a new series that all the family will enjoy, "Pentagon Landmine Cadaver-Makeovers". Tuesday evenings at eight o'clock. Be sure to tune in.
And, immediately following, you WON'T want to miss "'Nazi' raccoons v fluffy rabbits". For a preview...
http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/story.jsp?story=501013
Quote: Indeed, their populations are so depleted that hunting fanatics have agreed to hang up their shotguns and go and count them instead.
Ahh, those crazy, cooperative Germans. Gotta love 'em.
Wimps! How many cases of those nifty Black Talon bullets were ordered by Germans? None!
blatham wrote:dlowan wrote:Nah - the womb chair was enclosed.....you got in and closed it...
Well, that's what a bathroom is for. And you get all the gurgly water sounds too.
I kinda go for the hot tub myself - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did we all know that the etymology for vagina was Latin, meaning 'scabbard'?
Diverging madly southeast...
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/16/science/16LANG.html
...and all of this relates, mayhaps, to one of the most interesting archaeological sites you might bump into
http://catal.arch.cam.ac.uk/catal/catal.html
here.....what can I do for you?
Hmmmm - challenging....I am trying to think outside it...
Close your eyes and repeat, 'I'm in my happy place....I'm in my happy place'....
Hmmmmm.......not sur eI have one of those...unless I crawl up.....no, nemmind...
Hmmmm, all this talk of wombs and vaginas reminded me of an article I found: here is an excerpt from a Dave Barry column that provides hope for all men who might be feeling slightly tired and a little weak. Daoism......who knew?
''A Daoist philosopher and martial art expert who has spent a lifetime mastering the art of lifting weights with his Packwood showed his prowess yesterday by lifting 159 kilograms of metal discs in one burst of masculine strength.''
Above the article is a large and--if you are a male--very scary photograph showing this guy squatting over a massive pile of weights; in the background is an onlooker who is clearly thinking the Chinese word for ''Ouch.'' The story (again, I am making tasteful word substitutions) goes on to state:
''Chan Tze-tan, 49, attached a total of 159kg of weights to several red ropes which he tied tightly around his Packwood and Newts. He then lifted the metal discs 12 centimetres off the floor and held on for 10 seconds before letting go.''
The article states that the audience, a dozen men, ''applauded after a long silence.''
And well they should applaud. Do you have any idea how much weight 159 kilograms is? Neither do I. There's no way to tell without multiplying. But it's definitely a lot of weight, and we know this feat was not a hoax, because the article states that ''a television personality, Anthony Tang, inspected Chan's underwear to make sure there was no wiring around his body.''
At last: a practical use for television personalities. The article states that Chan credits his ability to the ''breakthrough insights'' he had into Daoist philosophy. He claimed that he had 25 disciples, ''and most of them could lift up to 13kg with their private parts.'' There is no mention of a workout video. "
All mins workout like that, just in private...
Oooh hoooo. Let us peek sometime.
