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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 06:31 am
I don't believe wombs are square...


Thankee Boida!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 07:18 am
Judith: Why do you want to be a woman, Stan?

Stan: I want to have babies.

Reg: You can't have babies!

Stan: Don't you oppress me!

...

Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 02:06 pm
See? They aren't square...
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 02:17 pm
They're cubicle Cool
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 02:26 pm
Aren't.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 03:31 pm
Blatham, never fear. I'd never dare turn my back to you. Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 03:32 pm
Hmmmmmmmmm........
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 03:33 pm
Okay, rhomboid or whatever. Any way you look at it, it is womby........................ Rolling Eyes
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 05:19 pm
If they're not, why do we call 'em boxes?


And why are Volvos so boxy and safe? Is it some sort of involuntary phonetic association?
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Brand X
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 06:32 pm
It doesn't matter, like a fish will grow to the size of it's contained environment, bunny will become square after 6 months in a cubicle.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 06:45 pm
Is that why my feet are shaped like my shoes?
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Brand X
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 06:45 pm
Ed Zachary
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 06:46 pm
and my hands are shaped like my gloves?

OH...... MY...... GAWD !!!
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 06:48 pm
(psst -- if it really worked that way, the "reservoir tip" would vanish overnight, while the sales of larger sizes would skyrocket.)
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Brand X
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 07:18 pm
LOL!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 08:02 pm
I only buy extra large.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 08:17 pm
Good choice there, Joe......wise thinking.
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Brand X
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 08:19 pm
He has a BS12.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 11 Mar, 2004 08:22 pm
WOW!!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 12:01 am
Quote:
BS12


Abbreviations are good. Otherwise its a mouthful.
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